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    gri
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    ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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      ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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      Ryan Binns
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      Errr... think of the money? :rolleyes:

      Ryan

      "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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        ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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        Christian Graus
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        1 - have a fight with her 2 - break up with her 3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work 4 - drink 5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++

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          ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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          give it three months - that should solve the problem :zzz:

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            1 - have a fight with her 2 - break up with her 3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work 4 - drink 5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++

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            Dario Solera
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            Christian Graus wrote:

            5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead.

            I think these ones are the most effective! :-D ______________________________________ Tozzi is right: Gaia is getting rid of us. My Blog [ITA] and the ScrewTurn Software experiment

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            • G gri

              ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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              Marriage usually does the trick! :laugh::laugh:


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                Marriage usually does the trick! :laugh::laugh:


                - S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!

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                charlieg
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                sure does! :) Seriously, though - don't keep the hammer near the picture of Miss Alba, you're liable to get the picture hammered, the monitor hammered and your head hammered.... :) Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW.

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                  ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                  gri wrote:

                  Ahh, give me some tips ;)

                  Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

                  "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                  cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                    gri wrote:

                    Ahh, give me some tips ;)

                    Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

                    "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                    cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                    If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.


                    --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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                    • G gri

                      ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                      Eytukan
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                      Just have this (false)idea that your GF will only choose someone who (work)programs better.:->


                      --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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                        Errr... think of the money? :rolleyes:

                        Ryan

                        "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                        James Brown
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                        but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
                        http://www.catch22.net

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                          ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                          They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


                          Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
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                            Just have this (false)idea that your GF will only choose someone who (work)programs better.:->


                            --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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                            a_v_varun
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                            Just think ( nice things ) about her and continue working..that'll solve both problems...

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                              They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


                              Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
                              Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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                              a_v_varun
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                              do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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                                ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                shadrach_india
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                                Ask her to apply yr company :)

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                                  but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
                                  http://www.catch22.net

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                                  James Brown wrote:

                                  but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...

                                  right :)

                                  "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                                  cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                                    gri wrote:

                                    Ahh, give me some tips ;)

                                    Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

                                    "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                                    cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                                    ThatsAlok wrote:

                                    How to see Computer as your GF ?

                                    Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


                                    **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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                                      If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.


                                      --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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                                      VuNic wrote:

                                      If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.

                                      really :)

                                      "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                                      cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                                        do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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                                        ThatsAlok
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                                        a_v_varun wrote:

                                        o they inspire us to do gr8 things?

                                        Some does and Some not... learnt from my friends EXP!

                                        "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                                        cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                                          ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                          Smith
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                                          So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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