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  • Steve EcholsS Steve Echols

    Marriage usually does the trick! :laugh::laugh:


    - S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!

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    charlieg
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    sure does! :) Seriously, though - don't keep the hammer near the picture of Miss Alba, you're liable to get the picture hammered, the monitor hammered and your head hammered.... :) Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW.

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      ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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      ThatsAlok
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      gri wrote:

      Ahh, give me some tips ;)

      Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

      "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

      cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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        gri wrote:

        Ahh, give me some tips ;)

        Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

        "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

        cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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        If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.


        --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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        • G gri

          ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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          Eytukan
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          Just have this (false)idea that your GF will only choose someone who (work)programs better.:->


          --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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          • R Ryan Binns

            Errr... think of the money? :rolleyes:

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            "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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            James Brown
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            but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
            http://www.catch22.net

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            • G gri

              ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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              peterchen
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              They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


              Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
              Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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                Just have this (false)idea that your GF will only choose someone who (work)programs better.:->


                --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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                a_v_varun
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                Just think ( nice things ) about her and continue working..that'll solve both problems...

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                  They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


                  Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
                  Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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                  a_v_varun
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                  do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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                  • G gri

                    ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                    shadrach_india
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                    Ask her to apply yr company :)

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                    • J James Brown

                      but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
                      http://www.catch22.net

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                      James Brown wrote:

                      but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...

                      right :)

                      "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                      cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                        gri wrote:

                        Ahh, give me some tips ;)

                        Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

                        "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                        cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                        Monty2
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                        ThatsAlok wrote:

                        How to see Computer as your GF ?

                        Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


                        **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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                          If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.


                          --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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                          ThatsAlok
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                          VuNic wrote:

                          If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.

                          really :)

                          "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                          cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                          • A a_v_varun

                            do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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                            a_v_varun wrote:

                            o they inspire us to do gr8 things?

                            Some does and Some not... learnt from my friends EXP!

                            "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                            cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                            • G gri

                              ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                              Smith
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                              So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                              • G gri

                                ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                luis_pt
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                                ...in Portugal we have futebol (Soccer). We can work and listen to the radio...:rolleyes: Luis_pt

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                                  ThatsAlok wrote:

                                  How to see Computer as your GF ?

                                  Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


                                  **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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                                  ThatsAlok
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                                  Monty2 wrote:

                                  Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D

                                  Yeap Virtual GF :) .. remember Sixth Day(Arnold Movie)

                                  "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                                  cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                                  • S Smith

                                    So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                                    Latest model with all the bells and whistles...

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                                    • S Smith

                                      So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                                      gri
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                                      :-> thats right So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                      • G gri

                                        ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                        hairy_hats
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                                        gri wrote:

                                        ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend?

                                        Don't! Think of her, and be glad. :-D

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                                        • C Christian Graus

                                          1 - have a fight with her 2 - break up with her 3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work 4 - drink 5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++

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                                          Weiye Chen
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                                          Christian Graus wrote:

                                          3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work

                                          Kid sister alert! Kid sister alert!

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