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  • G gri

    ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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    peterchen
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    They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


    Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
    Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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    • E Eytukan

      Just have this (false)idea that your GF will only choose someone who (work)programs better.:->


      --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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      a_v_varun
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      Just think ( nice things ) about her and continue working..that'll solve both problems...

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        They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


        Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
        Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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        a_v_varun
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        do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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        • G gri

          ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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          shadrach_india
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          Ask her to apply yr company :)

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          • J James Brown

            but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
            http://www.catch22.net

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            ThatsAlok
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            James Brown wrote:

            but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...

            right :)

            "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

            cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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            • T ThatsAlok

              gri wrote:

              Ahh, give me some tips ;)

              Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

              "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

              cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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              Monty2
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              ThatsAlok wrote:

              How to see Computer as your GF ?

              Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


              **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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                If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.


                --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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                VuNic wrote:

                If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.

                really :)

                "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                • A a_v_varun

                  do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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                  ThatsAlok
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                  a_v_varun wrote:

                  o they inspire us to do gr8 things?

                  Some does and Some not... learnt from my friends EXP!

                  "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                  cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                  • G gri

                    ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                    Smith
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                    So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                    • G gri

                      ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                      luis_pt
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                      ...in Portugal we have futebol (Soccer). We can work and listen to the radio...:rolleyes: Luis_pt

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                      • M Monty2

                        ThatsAlok wrote:

                        How to see Computer as your GF ?

                        Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


                        **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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                        Monty2 wrote:

                        Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D

                        Yeap Virtual GF :) .. remember Sixth Day(Arnold Movie)

                        "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                        cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                        • S Smith

                          So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                          Latest model with all the bells and whistles...

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                          • S Smith

                            So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                            gri
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                            :-> thats right So long and thanks for the fish!

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                            • G gri

                              ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                              hairy_hats
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                              gri wrote:

                              ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend?

                              Don't! Think of her, and be glad. :-D

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                              • C Christian Graus

                                1 - have a fight with her 2 - break up with her 3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work 4 - drink 5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++

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                                Weiye Chen
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                                Christian Graus wrote:

                                3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work

                                Kid sister alert! Kid sister alert!

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                                • G gri

                                  ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                  Paul Watson
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                                  Try working three feet from her... Very distracting. regards, Paul Watson Ireland FeedHenry needs you

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                                  eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.

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                                    ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                    Andrew Torrance
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                                    Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours . Unless you are niave enough to think that they really do it to enjoy the food ?

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                                      Try working three feet from her... Very distracting. regards, Paul Watson Ireland FeedHenry needs you

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                                      eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.

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                                      jhaga
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                                      Paul Watson wrote:

                                      Try working three feet from her

                                      Fiona? It would be glorious to see mankind at leisure for once. It is nothing but work, work, work. I cannot easily buy a blank-book to write thoughts in; they are commonly ruled for dollars and cents. A[man], seeing me making a minute in the fields, took it for granted that I was calculating my wages. — business! - I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself, than this incessant business. Henry David Thoreau

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                                      • A Andrew Torrance

                                        Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours . Unless you are niave enough to think that they really do it to enjoy the food ?

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                                        hairy_hats
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                                        Andrew Torrance wrote:

                                        Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours .

                                        A long lunch gives you time for a grub screw.

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                                        • G gri

                                          ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                          Sarath C
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                                          The problem is "Virtualization" when u see a monitor u r seeing her face. when u touch the keyboard u get a feel of touching her when u press mouse button... u r feeling "something" other... that is the basic problem. try to see what exactly there in the monitor :) believe that u r pressing mouse and keyboard. SaRath.
                                          "Don't Do Different things... Do Things Differently..." Understanding State Pattern in C++

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