Work and girls ....
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
Ask her to apply yr company :)
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but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
http://www.catch22.netJames Brown wrote:
but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
right :)
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gri wrote:
Ahh, give me some tips ;)
Tip needed :- How to see Computer as your GF ?
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If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.
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VuNic wrote:
If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.
really :)
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a_v_varun wrote:
o they inspire us to do gr8 things?
Some does and Some not... learnt from my friends EXP!
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
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ThatsAlok wrote:
How to see Computer as your GF ?
Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D
**You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D
Yeap Virtual GF :) .. remember Sixth Day(Arnold Movie)
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
gri wrote:
... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend?
Don't! Think of her, and be glad. :-D
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1 - have a fight with her 2 - break up with her 3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work 4 - drink 5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++
Christian Graus wrote:
3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work
Kid sister alert! Kid sister alert!
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
Try working three feet from her... Very distracting. regards, Paul Watson Ireland FeedHenry needs you
eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours . Unless you are niave enough to think that they really do it to enjoy the food ?
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Try working three feet from her... Very distracting. regards, Paul Watson Ireland FeedHenry needs you
eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.
Paul Watson wrote:
Try working three feet from her
Fiona? It would be glorious to see mankind at leisure for once. It is nothing but work, work, work. I cannot easily buy a blank-book to write thoughts in; they are commonly ruled for dollars and cents. A[man], seeing me making a minute in the fields, took it for granted that I was calculating my wages. — business! - I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself, than this incessant business. Henry David Thoreau
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Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours . Unless you are niave enough to think that they really do it to enjoy the food ?
Andrew Torrance wrote:
Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours .
A long lunch gives you time for a grub screw.
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
The problem is "Virtualization" when u see a monitor u r seeing her face. when u touch the keyboard u get a feel of touching her when u press mouse button... u r feeling "something" other... that is the basic problem. try to see what exactly there in the monitor :) believe that u r pressing mouse and keyboard. SaRath.
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
Talk to Link2006 - he obsesses like this too.
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They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!
Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
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They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!
LOL! So true, so true. Jeremy Falcon
