Work and girls ....
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
1 - have a fight with her 2 - break up with her 3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work 4 - drink 5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
give it three months - that should solve the problem :zzz:
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1 - have a fight with her 2 - break up with her 3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work 4 - drink 5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++
Christian Graus wrote:
5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead.
I think these ones are the most effective! :-D ______________________________________ Tozzi is right: Gaia is getting rid of us. My Blog [ITA] and the ScrewTurn Software experiment
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
Marriage usually does the trick! :laugh::laugh:
- S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!
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Marriage usually does the trick! :laugh::laugh:
- S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!
sure does! :) Seriously, though - don't keep the hammer near the picture of Miss Alba, you're liable to get the picture hammered, the monitor hammered and your head hammered.... :) Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW.
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
gri wrote:
Ahh, give me some tips ;)
Tip needed :- How to see Computer as your GF ?
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gri wrote:
Ahh, give me some tips ;)
Tip needed :- How to see Computer as your GF ?
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If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
Just have this (false)idea that your GF will only choose someone who (work)programs better.:->
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Errr... think of the money? :rolleyes:
Ryan
"Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"
but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!
Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
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Just have this (false)idea that your GF will only choose someone who (work)programs better.:->
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They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!
Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
Ask her to apply yr company :)
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but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
http://www.catch22.netJames Brown wrote:
but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
right :)
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gri wrote:
Ahh, give me some tips ;)
Tip needed :- How to see Computer as your GF ?
"Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow
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If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.
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VuNic wrote:
If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.
really :)
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a_v_varun wrote:
o they inspire us to do gr8 things?
Some does and Some not... learnt from my friends EXP!
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
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... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!
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ThatsAlok wrote:
How to see Computer as your GF ?
Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D
**You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
**Monty2 wrote:
Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D
Yeap Virtual GF :) .. remember Sixth Day(Arnold Movie)
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