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  • G gri

    ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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    Eytukan
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    Just have this (false)idea that your GF will only choose someone who (work)programs better.:->


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      Errr... think of the money? :rolleyes:

      Ryan

      "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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      James Brown
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      but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
      http://www.catch22.net

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      • G gri

        ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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        peterchen
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        They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


        Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
        Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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        • E Eytukan

          Just have this (false)idea that your GF will only choose someone who (work)programs better.:->


          --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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          a_v_varun
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          Just think ( nice things ) about her and continue working..that'll solve both problems...

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            They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


            Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
            Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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            a_v_varun
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            do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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            • G gri

              ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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              shadrach_india
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              Ask her to apply yr company :)

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              • J James Brown

                but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
                http://www.catch22.net

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                ThatsAlok
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                James Brown wrote:

                but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...

                right :)

                "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                • T ThatsAlok

                  gri wrote:

                  Ahh, give me some tips ;)

                  Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

                  "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                  cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                  Monty2
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                  ThatsAlok wrote:

                  How to see Computer as your GF ?

                  Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


                  **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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                  • E Eytukan

                    If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.


                    --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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                    ThatsAlok
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                    VuNic wrote:

                    If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.

                    really :)

                    "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                    cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                    • A a_v_varun

                      do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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                      ThatsAlok
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                      a_v_varun wrote:

                      o they inspire us to do gr8 things?

                      Some does and Some not... learnt from my friends EXP!

                      "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                      cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                      • G gri

                        ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                        Smith
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                        So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                        • G gri

                          ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                          luis_pt
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                          ...in Portugal we have futebol (Soccer). We can work and listen to the radio...:rolleyes: Luis_pt

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                            ThatsAlok wrote:

                            How to see Computer as your GF ?

                            Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


                            **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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                            Monty2 wrote:

                            Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D

                            Yeap Virtual GF :) .. remember Sixth Day(Arnold Movie)

                            "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                            cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                            • S Smith

                              So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                              Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                              Latest model with all the bells and whistles...

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                              • S Smith

                                So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                                gri
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                                :-> thats right So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                • G gri

                                  ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                  hairy_hats
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                                  gri wrote:

                                  ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend?

                                  Don't! Think of her, and be glad. :-D

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                                  • C Christian Graus

                                    1 - have a fight with her 2 - break up with her 3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work 4 - drink 5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++

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                                    Weiye Chen
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                                    Christian Graus wrote:

                                    3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work

                                    Kid sister alert! Kid sister alert!

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                                    • G gri

                                      ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                      Paul Watson
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                                      Try working three feet from her... Very distracting. regards, Paul Watson Ireland FeedHenry needs you

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                                      eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.

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                                      • G gri

                                        ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                        Andrew Torrance
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                                        Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours . Unless you are niave enough to think that they really do it to enjoy the food ?

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                                        • P Paul Watson

                                          Try working three feet from her... Very distracting. regards, Paul Watson Ireland FeedHenry needs you

                                          Shog9 wrote:

                                          eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.

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                                          jhaga
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                                          Paul Watson wrote:

                                          Try working three feet from her

                                          Fiona? It would be glorious to see mankind at leisure for once. It is nothing but work, work, work. I cannot easily buy a blank-book to write thoughts in; they are commonly ruled for dollars and cents. A[man], seeing me making a minute in the fields, took it for granted that I was calculating my wages. — business! - I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself, than this incessant business. Henry David Thoreau

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