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    What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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      What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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      Nish Nishant
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      _alank wrote:

      What school of thought would I be an advocate of?

      The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

      Regards, Nish


      Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
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        What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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        The Radioheadian one.


        Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall?

        Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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          What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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          "Statistics for Business"

          ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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            _alank wrote:

            What school of thought would I be an advocate of?

            The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

            Regards, Nish


            Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
            Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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            Paul Conrad
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            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

            The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

            :laugh: Will have to remember that one for an opportune moment in the future :->

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              What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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              Christian Graus
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              What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

              Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                _alank wrote:

                What school of thought would I be an advocate of?

                The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

                Regards, Nish


                Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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                Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

                Yup one possibility... :laugh:

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                  "Statistics for Business"

                  ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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                  Shog9 wrote:

                  "Statistics for Business"

                  Excellent wish I had thought that one up :laugh:

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                    What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

                    Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                    Christian Graus wrote:

                    if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

                    I don't mind (nope), I don't mind Cause I got my own world to live in and I ain't gonna copy you....

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                      What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

                      Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                      Why, in that case i suppose my will would be prophecy - my own mythology, and an oracle to be!

                      ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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                        What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

                        Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                        Stop standing on your head then! :duh: ;)

                        -- Made From Meat By-Products

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                          What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                          The Red Stateler school of thought.

                          -- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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                            The Red Stateler school of thought.

                            -- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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                            Le centriste
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                            :-D

                            -------- "I say no to drugs, but they don't listen." - Marilyn Manson

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                              The Red Stateler school of thought.

                              -- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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                              Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                              The Red Stateler school of thought.

                              Now now the topic was meant to get us off the topic of bashing... :laugh:

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                                What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                                The correct answer is Orwellian ... But the fun answer would be someone taking Business Calculus ;P

                                If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

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                                  What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                                  Igor Vigdorchik
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                                  Lobachevsky's

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                                    What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                                    The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                      The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                      -----
                                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                      The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                                      Shh you might give him a new product idea... :-D

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                                        The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                        -----
                                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                        If I had been a professor in that school, I'd flunk anyone who'd write "2 + 2 equals 5". The correct way is to write "two plus two equals five".

                                        -- Please rise for the Futurama theme song

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                                          If I had been a professor in that school, I'd flunk anyone who'd write "2 + 2 equals 5". The correct way is to write "two plus two equals five".

                                          -- Please rise for the Futurama theme song

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                                          Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                          "two plus two equals five"

                                          Ah but then it would have looked intelligent instead of silly like it is meant to be :-D

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