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  • S Shog9 0

    "Statistics for Business"

    ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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    _alank
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    Shog9 wrote:

    "Statistics for Business"

    Excellent wish I had thought that one up :laugh:

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    • C Christian Graus

      What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

      Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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      Christian Graus wrote:

      if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

      I don't mind (nope), I don't mind Cause I got my own world to live in and I ain't gonna copy you....

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      • C Christian Graus

        What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

        Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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        Shog9 0
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        Why, in that case i suppose my will would be prophecy - my own mythology, and an oracle to be!

        ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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        • C Christian Graus

          What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

          Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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          Stop standing on your head then! :duh: ;)

          -- Made From Meat By-Products

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            What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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            The Red Stateler school of thought.

            -- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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            • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

              The Red Stateler school of thought.

              -- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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              Le centriste
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              :-D

              -------- "I say no to drugs, but they don't listen." - Marilyn Manson

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              • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                The Red Stateler school of thought.

                -- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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                Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                The Red Stateler school of thought.

                Now now the topic was meant to get us off the topic of bashing... :laugh:

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                • _ _alank

                  What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                  Zac Howland
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                  The correct answer is Orwellian ... But the fun answer would be someone taking Business Calculus ;P

                  If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

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                  • _ _alank

                    What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                    Igor Vigdorchik
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                    Lobachevsky's

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                    • _ _alank

                      What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                      The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                        -----
                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                        The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                        Shh you might give him a new product idea... :-D

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                          If I had been a professor in that school, I'd flunk anyone who'd write "2 + 2 equals 5". The correct way is to write "two plus two equals five".

                          -- Please rise for the Futurama theme song

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                            If I had been a professor in that school, I'd flunk anyone who'd write "2 + 2 equals 5". The correct way is to write "two plus two equals five".

                            -- Please rise for the Futurama theme song

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                            _alank
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                            Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                            "two plus two equals five"

                            Ah but then it would have looked intelligent instead of silly like it is meant to be :-D

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                              Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                              "two plus two equals five"

                              Ah but then it would have looked intelligent instead of silly like it is meant to be :-D

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                              Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                              Wait until I rewrite the Fermat Theorem into plain english... ;)

                              -- Fun for the whole family - except grandma and grandpa

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                              • _ _alank

                                What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                                Irshad Sulaimani
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                                Alf-e-zmjhora school

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