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  • N Nish Nishant

    _alank wrote:

    What school of thought would I be an advocate of?

    The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

    Regards, Nish


    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
    Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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    Paul Conrad
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    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

    The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

    :laugh: Will have to remember that one for an opportune moment in the future :->

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      What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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      Christian Graus
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      What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

      Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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      • N Nish Nishant

        _alank wrote:

        What school of thought would I be an advocate of?

        The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

        Regards, Nish


        Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
        Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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        _alank
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        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

        The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

        Yup one possibility... :laugh:

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          "Statistics for Business"

          ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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          Shog9 wrote:

          "Statistics for Business"

          Excellent wish I had thought that one up :laugh:

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          • C Christian Graus

            What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

            Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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            _alank
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            Christian Graus wrote:

            if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

            I don't mind (nope), I don't mind Cause I got my own world to live in and I ain't gonna copy you....

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            • C Christian Graus

              What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

              Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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              Shog9 0
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              Why, in that case i suppose my will would be prophecy - my own mythology, and an oracle to be!

              ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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                What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

                Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                Stop standing on your head then! :duh: ;)

                -- Made From Meat By-Products

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                • _ _alank

                  What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                  Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                  The Red Stateler school of thought.

                  -- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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                    The Red Stateler school of thought.

                    -- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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                    Le centriste
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                    :-D

                    -------- "I say no to drugs, but they don't listen." - Marilyn Manson

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                    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                      The Red Stateler school of thought.

                      -- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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                      Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                      The Red Stateler school of thought.

                      Now now the topic was meant to get us off the topic of bashing... :laugh:

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                      • _ _alank

                        What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                        Zac Howland
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                        The correct answer is Orwellian ... But the fun answer would be someone taking Business Calculus ;P

                        If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

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                        • _ _alank

                          What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                          Igor Vigdorchik
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                          Lobachevsky's

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                            What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                            The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                              The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                              -----
                              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                              _alank
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                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                              Shh you might give him a new product idea... :-D

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                                The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                -----
                                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                If I had been a professor in that school, I'd flunk anyone who'd write "2 + 2 equals 5". The correct way is to write "two plus two equals five".

                                -- Please rise for the Futurama theme song

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                                  If I had been a professor in that school, I'd flunk anyone who'd write "2 + 2 equals 5". The correct way is to write "two plus two equals five".

                                  -- Please rise for the Futurama theme song

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                                  _alank
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                                  Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                  "two plus two equals five"

                                  Ah but then it would have looked intelligent instead of silly like it is meant to be :-D

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                                    Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                    "two plus two equals five"

                                    Ah but then it would have looked intelligent instead of silly like it is meant to be :-D

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                                    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                    Wait until I rewrite the Fermat Theorem into plain english... ;)

                                    -- Fun for the whole family - except grandma and grandpa

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                                    • _ _alank

                                      What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                                      Irshad Sulaimani
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                                      Alf-e-zmjhora school

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