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    What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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    Nish Nishant
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    _alank wrote:

    What school of thought would I be an advocate of?

    The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

    Regards, Nish


    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
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      What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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      The Radioheadian one.


      Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall?

      Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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      • _ _alank

        What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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        "Statistics for Business"

        ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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        • _ _alank

          What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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          Christian Graus
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          What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

          Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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            _alank wrote:

            What school of thought would I be an advocate of?

            The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

            Regards, Nish


            Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
            Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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            Paul Conrad
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            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

            The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

            :laugh: Will have to remember that one for an opportune moment in the future :->

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              _alank wrote:

              What school of thought would I be an advocate of?

              The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

              Regards, Nish


              Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
              Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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              _alank
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              Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

              The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

              Yup one possibility... :laugh:

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                "Statistics for Business"

                ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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                Shog9 wrote:

                "Statistics for Business"

                Excellent wish I had thought that one up :laugh:

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                • C Christian Graus

                  What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

                  Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                  _alank
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                  Christian Graus wrote:

                  if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

                  I don't mind (nope), I don't mind Cause I got my own world to live in and I ain't gonna copy you....

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                  • C Christian Graus

                    What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

                    Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                    Shog9 0
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                    Why, in that case i suppose my will would be prophecy - my own mythology, and an oracle to be!

                    ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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                    • C Christian Graus

                      What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

                      Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                      Stop standing on your head then! :duh: ;)

                      -- Made From Meat By-Products

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                      • _ _alank

                        What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                        The Red Stateler school of thought.

                        -- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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                        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                          The Red Stateler school of thought.

                          -- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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                          Le centriste
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                          :-D

                          -------- "I say no to drugs, but they don't listen." - Marilyn Manson

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                            The Red Stateler school of thought.

                            -- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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                            Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                            The Red Stateler school of thought.

                            Now now the topic was meant to get us off the topic of bashing... :laugh:

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                            • _ _alank

                              What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                              Zac Howland
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                              The correct answer is Orwellian ... But the fun answer would be someone taking Business Calculus ;P

                              If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

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                              • _ _alank

                                What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                                Igor Vigdorchik
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                                Lobachevsky's

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                                  What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                                  The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                    -----
                                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                    _alank
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                                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                    The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                                    Shh you might give him a new product idea... :-D

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                                      The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                      -----
                                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                      If I had been a professor in that school, I'd flunk anyone who'd write "2 + 2 equals 5". The correct way is to write "two plus two equals five".

                                      -- Please rise for the Futurama theme song

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                                      • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                                        If I had been a professor in that school, I'd flunk anyone who'd write "2 + 2 equals 5". The correct way is to write "two plus two equals five".

                                        -- Please rise for the Futurama theme song

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                                        _alank
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                                        Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                        "two plus two equals five"

                                        Ah but then it would have looked intelligent instead of silly like it is meant to be :-D

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                                          Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                          "two plus two equals five"

                                          Ah but then it would have looked intelligent instead of silly like it is meant to be :-D

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                                          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                          Wait until I rewrite the Fermat Theorem into plain english... ;)

                                          -- Fun for the whole family - except grandma and grandpa

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