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  • C Christian Graus

    What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

    Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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    Christian Graus wrote:

    if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

    I don't mind (nope), I don't mind Cause I got my own world to live in and I ain't gonna copy you....

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    • C Christian Graus

      What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

      Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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      Shog9 0
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      Why, in that case i suppose my will would be prophecy - my own mythology, and an oracle to be!

      ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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      • C Christian Graus

        What if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

        Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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        Stop standing on your head then! :duh: ;)

        -- Made From Meat By-Products

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          What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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          The Red Stateler school of thought.

          -- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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            The Red Stateler school of thought.

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            Le centriste
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            :-D

            -------- "I say no to drugs, but they don't listen." - Marilyn Manson

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            • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

              The Red Stateler school of thought.

              -- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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              Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

              The Red Stateler school of thought.

              Now now the topic was meant to get us off the topic of bashing... :laugh:

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              • _ _alank

                What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                Zac Howland
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                The correct answer is Orwellian ... But the fun answer would be someone taking Business Calculus ;P

                If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

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                • _ _alank

                  What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                  Igor Vigdorchik
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                  Lobachevsky's

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                  • _ _alank

                    What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                    The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                      -----
                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                      Shh you might give him a new product idea... :-D

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                        If I had been a professor in that school, I'd flunk anyone who'd write "2 + 2 equals 5". The correct way is to write "two plus two equals five".

                        -- Please rise for the Futurama theme song

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                        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                          If I had been a professor in that school, I'd flunk anyone who'd write "2 + 2 equals 5". The correct way is to write "two plus two equals five".

                          -- Please rise for the Futurama theme song

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                          Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                          "two plus two equals five"

                          Ah but then it would have looked intelligent instead of silly like it is meant to be :-D

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                            Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                            "two plus two equals five"

                            Ah but then it would have looked intelligent instead of silly like it is meant to be :-D

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                            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                            Wait until I rewrite the Fermat Theorem into plain english... ;)

                            -- Fun for the whole family - except grandma and grandpa

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                            • _ _alank

                              What school of thought would I be an advocate of? ;)

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                              Irshad Sulaimani
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                              Alf-e-zmjhora school

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