If 2 + 2 equaled 5

[Paul Conrad]

Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

:laugh: Will have to remember that one for an opportune moment in the future :->

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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

The dimwit school of mental inferiority!

Yup one possibility... :laugh:

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Shog9 wrote:

"Statistics for Business"

Excellent wish I had thought that one up :laugh:

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Christian Graus wrote:

if 6 turned out to be 9 ?

I don't mind (nope), I don't mind Cause I got my own world to live in and I ain't gonna copy you....

[Shog9 0]

Why, in that case i suppose my will would be prophecy - my own mythology, and an oracle to be!

---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

Stop standing on your head then! :duh: ;)

-- Made From Meat By-Products

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

The Red Stateler school of thought.

-- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets

[Le centriste]

:-D

-------- "I say no to drugs, but they don't listen." - Marilyn Manson

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Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

The Red Stateler school of thought.

Now now the topic was meant to get us off the topic of bashing... :laugh:

[Zac Howland]

The correct answer is Orwellian ... But the fun answer would be someone taking Business Calculus ;P

If you decide to become a software engineer, you are signing up to have a 1/2" piece of silicon tell you exactly how stupid you really are for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Zac

[Igor Vigdorchik]

Lobachevsky's

[realJSOP]

The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

The Osmosian School of Plain English Math

Shh you might give him a new product idea... :-D

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

If I had been a professor in that school, I'd flunk anyone who'd write "2 + 2 equals 5". The correct way is to write "two plus two equals five".

-- Please rise for the Futurama theme song

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Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

"two plus two equals five"

Ah but then it would have looked intelligent instead of silly like it is meant to be :-D

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

Wait until I rewrite the Fermat Theorem into plain english... ;)

-- Fun for the whole family - except grandma and grandpa

[Irshad Sulaimani]

Alf-e-zmjhora school