Cover your feet!
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] FYI - Bob is a scarecrow who keeps Chuck Norris away from CodeProject.
I have to agree with you. Just because you paid for a pedicure does not mean your feet are eye-pleasing. I have weird shaped feet that when I wear open toed sandals it looks like I only have four toes (my pinky top is lower than my big toe bottom). So I keep them covered mostly. I also hate having my feet touched or having other feet touching me. If my husband touches my leg with his foot in bed I have an automatic reaction to kick my leg away. Even if he has clean socks on.
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I have to agree with you. Just because you paid for a pedicure does not mean your feet are eye-pleasing. I have weird shaped feet that when I wear open toed sandals it looks like I only have four toes (my pinky top is lower than my big toe bottom). So I keep them covered mostly. I also hate having my feet touched or having other feet touching me. If my husband touches my leg with his foot in bed I have an automatic reaction to kick my leg away. Even if he has clean socks on.
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
leckey wrote:
Even if he has clean socks on.
:laugh: Even clean ones, eh? That's funny.
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] FYI - Bob is a scarecrow who keeps Chuck Norris away from CodeProject.
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Paul Selormey wrote:
Just a sign your girlfriend is in for trouble, hope she is reading your post!
She wouldn't care about that. I intend on telling her this story when she gets back. She'll get a kick out of it. So, I don't think she's in trouble (nor am I).
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] FYI - Bob is a scarecrow who keeps Chuck Norris away from CodeProject.
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leckey wrote:
Even if he has clean socks on.
:laugh: Even clean ones, eh? That's funny.
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] FYI - Bob is a scarecrow who keeps Chuck Norris away from CodeProject.
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] FYI - Bob is a scarecrow who keeps Chuck Norris away from CodeProject.
well josh let's be perfectly clear..you are a freak ;) Bryce
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well josh let's be perfectly clear..you are a freak ;) Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
bryce wrote:
well josh let's be perfectly clear..you are a freak
:laugh::laugh:
Regards, Satips.:rose:
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] FYI - Bob is a scarecrow who keeps Chuck Norris away from CodeProject.
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well josh let's be perfectly clear..you are a freak ;) Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
bryce wrote:
well josh let's be perfectly clear..you are a freak
I knew that was coming! :laugh:
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] FYI - Bob is a scarecrow who keeps Chuck Norris away from CodeProject.
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Ok, feet are ugly, but seriously - who looks at feet? Besides you that is. I mean, what's the point? Now calves... mmm... :rolleyes:
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...the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more...
Shog9 wrote:
Ok, feet are ugly, but seriously - who looks at feet?
Podiatrists, I suppose. ;P
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] FYI - Bob is a scarecrow who keeps Chuck Norris away from CodeProject.
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Shog9 wrote:
Ok, feet are ugly, but seriously - who looks at feet?
Podiatrists, I suppose. ;P
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Well, i admit i had to read your profile after that... :-O
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...the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more...
Shog9 wrote:
Well, i admit i had to read your profile after that...
:laugh:
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] FYI - Bob is a scarecrow who keeps Chuck Norris away from CodeProject.
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] FYI - Bob is a scarecrow who keeps Chuck Norris away from CodeProject.
I start scanning at the toes, the ankles, and if they are all fine, and don't look rugged, old, dirty, and the shoes are the right kind (my kind), only then I go anywhere north. A woman who cannot take care of her feet is not worth wasting time on. I once almost threw up when I looked at a woman's toes. Long toe-nails with dirt under them. Ugh. And no, you are not a freak. She is!.
I'd rather deal with Tipper than Bush. He's trying to kill everybody in jail. - Dr. Dre
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I start scanning at the toes, the ankles, and if they are all fine, and don't look rugged, old, dirty, and the shoes are the right kind (my kind), only then I go anywhere north. A woman who cannot take care of her feet is not worth wasting time on. I once almost threw up when I looked at a woman's toes. Long toe-nails with dirt under them. Ugh. And no, you are not a freak. She is!.
I'd rather deal with Tipper than Bush. He's trying to kill everybody in jail. - Dr. Dre
Mechanical wrote:
I once almost threw up when I looked at a woman's toes. Long toe-nails with dirt under them. Ugh.
Wow. That almost amounted to her having long dirty toenails, covered with puke. Now that is nasty!! X|
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] FYI - Bob is a scarecrow who keeps Chuck Norris away from CodeProject.
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well josh let's be perfectly clear..you are a freak ;) Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
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I have to agree with you. Just because you paid for a pedicure does not mean your feet are eye-pleasing. I have weird shaped feet that when I wear open toed sandals it looks like I only have four toes (my pinky top is lower than my big toe bottom). So I keep them covered mostly. I also hate having my feet touched or having other feet touching me. If my husband touches my leg with his foot in bed I have an automatic reaction to kick my leg away. Even if he has clean socks on.
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
leckey wrote:
it looks like I only have four toes
Shouldn't be a problem, Mickey Mouse (and most cartoon characters) only have four [fingers and] toes - and millions of people watch them daily. Of course, they're all laughing :) Oh yeah - almost forgot... When my girls were small they had Alladin bath towels. The princess (or whatever she was) had 12 toes. Never seemed to bother my girls.
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] FYI - Bob is a scarecrow who keeps Chuck Norris away from CodeProject.
Yeah that's pretty bad. I wouldn't be caught dead like that, especially in the summer time. When the polish chips, I get them re-done. Just go in every few weeks, it's pretty simple. Although I'm starting to dream in Korean...
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Ok, feet are ugly, but seriously - who looks at feet? Besides you that is. I mean, what's the point? Now calves... mmm... :rolleyes:
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...the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more...
Shog9 wrote:
calves
When you say calves...you are just thinking of baby cows, for the veal, right? We know you've got a one-track mind - food, food, food :)
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leckey wrote:
Even if he has clean socks on.
:laugh: Even clean ones, eh? That's funny.
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] FYI - Bob is a scarecrow who keeps Chuck Norris away from CodeProject.
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Yes, even if he cleaned his feet in Lysol and put clean socks on that were dried on a hot enough temp to kill every known bacteria. I can't stand feet.
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
leckey wrote:
I can't stand feet
So you must be prone to just falling flat on your face! :omg: :rolleyes:
Failure is not an option - it's built right in.
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well josh let's be perfectly clear..you are a freak ;) Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
Yes but he does it so well :)