Cover your feet!
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
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well josh let's be perfectly clear..you are a freak ;) Bryce
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bryce wrote:
well josh let's be perfectly clear..you are a freak
I knew that was coming! :laugh:
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Ok, feet are ugly, but seriously - who looks at feet? Besides you that is. I mean, what's the point? Now calves... mmm... :rolleyes:
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...the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more...
Shog9 wrote:
Ok, feet are ugly, but seriously - who looks at feet?
Podiatrists, I suppose. ;P
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Shog9 wrote:
Ok, feet are ugly, but seriously - who looks at feet?
Podiatrists, I suppose. ;P
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Well, i admit i had to read your profile after that... :-O
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...the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more...
Shog9 wrote:
Well, i admit i had to read your profile after that...
:laugh:
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
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I start scanning at the toes, the ankles, and if they are all fine, and don't look rugged, old, dirty, and the shoes are the right kind (my kind), only then I go anywhere north. A woman who cannot take care of her feet is not worth wasting time on. I once almost threw up when I looked at a woman's toes. Long toe-nails with dirt under them. Ugh. And no, you are not a freak. She is!.
I'd rather deal with Tipper than Bush. He's trying to kill everybody in jail. - Dr. Dre
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I start scanning at the toes, the ankles, and if they are all fine, and don't look rugged, old, dirty, and the shoes are the right kind (my kind), only then I go anywhere north. A woman who cannot take care of her feet is not worth wasting time on. I once almost threw up when I looked at a woman's toes. Long toe-nails with dirt under them. Ugh. And no, you are not a freak. She is!.
I'd rather deal with Tipper than Bush. He's trying to kill everybody in jail. - Dr. Dre
Mechanical wrote:
I once almost threw up when I looked at a woman's toes. Long toe-nails with dirt under them. Ugh.
Wow. That almost amounted to her having long dirty toenails, covered with puke. Now that is nasty!! X|
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well josh let's be perfectly clear..you are a freak ;) Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
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Yeah that's pretty bad. I wouldn't be caught dead like that, especially in the summer time. When the polish chips, I get them re-done. Just go in every few weeks, it's pretty simple. Although I'm starting to dream in Korean...
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I have to agree with you. Just because you paid for a pedicure does not mean your feet are eye-pleasing. I have weird shaped feet that when I wear open toed sandals it looks like I only have four toes (my pinky top is lower than my big toe bottom). So I keep them covered mostly. I also hate having my feet touched or having other feet touching me. If my husband touches my leg with his foot in bed I have an automatic reaction to kick my leg away. Even if he has clean socks on.
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leckey wrote:
it looks like I only have four toes
Shouldn't be a problem, Mickey Mouse (and most cartoon characters) only have four [fingers and] toes - and millions of people watch them daily. Of course, they're all laughing :) Oh yeah - almost forgot... When my girls were small they had Alladin bath towels. The princess (or whatever she was) had 12 toes. Never seemed to bother my girls.
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Ok, feet are ugly, but seriously - who looks at feet? Besides you that is. I mean, what's the point? Now calves... mmm... :rolleyes:
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...the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more...
Shog9 wrote:
calves
When you say calves...you are just thinking of baby cows, for the veal, right? We know you've got a one-track mind - food, food, food :)
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leckey wrote:
Even if he has clean socks on.
:laugh: Even clean ones, eh? That's funny.
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Yes, even if he cleaned his feet in Lysol and put clean socks on that were dried on a hot enough temp to kill every known bacteria. I can't stand feet.
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leckey wrote:
I can't stand feet
So you must be prone to just falling flat on your face! :omg: :rolleyes:
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well josh let's be perfectly clear..you are a freak ;) Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
Yes but he does it so well :)
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
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Well: I don't care about people's feet. I would speak up if there was some medical condition that I thought should be looked at by a doctor, but that is all. Then, I don't usually look at people's feet a lot. My girlfriend's toes are nice to look at, trimmer and all, though I am under the impression that they are slightly crooked. They somewhat don't match each other. I find that interesting, and it makes me to want to kiss her feet and all. My sister hates feet in general and her own toes in particular. She loves her daughter's feet though (normal). I've had the same discussion with a couple of friends a few months ago. Out of the 10 people there, 6 felt the way I did (it does not really matter unless the feet are bleeding and or covered in blisters), 3 felt like you did, and one felt like we did, with one exception: he would dump every girl who painted her toenails. Red? Bye. Blue? Arrividerci. Nailpolish? Have fun without me. Weird, weird, weird. So, you are not a freak. :)
Cheers, Sebastian -- "If it was two men, the non-driver would have challenged the driver to simply crash through the gates. The macho image thing, you know." - Marc Clifton
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
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I think maybe you have become a tad spoiled and/or superficial as are many today. Imagine how many wonderful people a person could meet if the person was blind.... :)
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I think maybe you have become a tad spoiled and/or superficial as are many today. Imagine how many wonderful people a person could meet if the person was blind.... :)
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Rocky Moore wrote:
I think maybe you have become a tad spoiled and/or superficial as are many today. Imagine how many wonderful people a person could meet if the person was blind....
Oh, don't get me wrong. A blemish would not prevent me from engaging in a conversation with someone. My story is purely from a "hubba hubba" point of view.
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Well: I don't care about people's feet. I would speak up if there was some medical condition that I thought should be looked at by a doctor, but that is all. Then, I don't usually look at people's feet a lot. My girlfriend's toes are nice to look at, trimmer and all, though I am under the impression that they are slightly crooked. They somewhat don't match each other. I find that interesting, and it makes me to want to kiss her feet and all. My sister hates feet in general and her own toes in particular. She loves her daughter's feet though (normal). I've had the same discussion with a couple of friends a few months ago. Out of the 10 people there, 6 felt the way I did (it does not really matter unless the feet are bleeding and or covered in blisters), 3 felt like you did, and one felt like we did, with one exception: he would dump every girl who painted her toenails. Red? Bye. Blue? Arrividerci. Nailpolish? Have fun without me. Weird, weird, weird. So, you are not a freak. :)
Cheers, Sebastian -- "If it was two men, the non-driver would have challenged the driver to simply crash through the gates. The macho image thing, you know." - Marc Clifton
Sebastian Schneider wrote:
one felt like we did, with one exception: he would dump every girl who painted her toenails. Red? Bye. Blue? Arrividerci. Nailpolish? Have fun without me.
What a peculiar pet peeve. :)
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
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Josh Smith wrote:
Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
No you are not a freak. It's this attention to detail that makes you an excellent programmer.
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Josh Smith wrote:
Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
No you are not a freak. It's this attention to detail that makes you an excellent programmer.
Regards, Nish
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My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com linkNishant Sivakumar wrote:
No you are not a freak. It's this attention to detail that makes you an excellent programmer.
:cool: :rose: :-D
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