Cover your feet!
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
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Josh Smith wrote:
Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
No you are not a freak. It's this attention to detail that makes you an excellent programmer.
Regards, Nish
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Josh Smith wrote:
Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
No you are not a freak. It's this attention to detail that makes you an excellent programmer.
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com linkNishant Sivakumar wrote:
No you are not a freak. It's this attention to detail that makes you an excellent programmer.
:cool: :rose: :-D
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] FYI - Bob is a scarecrow who keeps Chuck Norris away from CodeProject.
Josh Smith wrote:
Open-toe sandals
The horror...
Josh Smith wrote:
Crooked toes.
Yeah, beat her parents for giving her these crooked toes...
Josh Smith wrote:
Toe hair.
I get cranky because I have to shave my face. If a girl doesn't want to shave her toes, I perfectly understand that.
Josh Smith wrote:
Yellow-ish toenails!
Now that's the only portion of your rant that's relevant. Yellow-ish toenails may indicate she needs to go to a doctor and check that out.
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
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No that's normal if they were as bad as you say. Crooked can be cute and is more common than straight toes, particularly on woman who wear ill fitting heels regularly, but toe hair and fungal nails are off the chart. I go by the basic rule of thumb, anything hiddeous that the person has control over and could change is just disgusting. Anything they have no control over but choose to not hide is admirable.
"110%" - it's the new 70%
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Yeah that's pretty bad. I wouldn't be caught dead like that, especially in the summer time. When the polish chips, I get them re-done. Just go in every few weeks, it's pretty simple. Although I'm starting to dream in Korean...
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I have to agree with you. Just because you paid for a pedicure does not mean your feet are eye-pleasing. I have weird shaped feet that when I wear open toed sandals it looks like I only have four toes (my pinky top is lower than my big toe bottom). So I keep them covered mostly. I also hate having my feet touched or having other feet touching me. If my husband touches my leg with his foot in bed I have an automatic reaction to kick my leg away. Even if he has clean socks on.
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I've heard a few women say the same thing about their feet and others, I've always been curious about this foot thing, it seems to be more common than I would have thought. (I of course have perfect feet suitable for foot modelling I'm sure although a little callousy on the heels ;) )
"110%" - it's the new 70%
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Hey you have to let them breath once in a while, perpetual polish is very bad for your nails.
"110%" - it's the new 70%
Yeah that's what winter time is for :)
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days, so I went for dinner alone tonight. I sat outside, enjoyed a few brews, and had the good fortune of sitting across from a couple of knock-out English ladies. :omg: Well...not exactly knock-out...here's the situation: After they sat down at the table next to me I gave them a quick glance. They were both looking really good (this is pre-beer mind you! :) ). Out of the corner of my eye, I scanned one of the ladies. First the face, nice! Then went south, very nice! Then went down to the equator, very very nice!! Then I made it to the South Pole, the feet. Ugh. Open-toe sandals revealing a deranged assortment of toes. Crooked toes. Toe hair. Yellow-ish toenails! X| :sigh: :( That really ruined it for me. Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
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Josh Smith wrote:
Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
You're a freak. Honesty hurts sometimes :)
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Josh Smith wrote:
Is this a common reaction, or am I a freak?
You're a freak. Honesty hurts sometimes :)
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Jim Crafton wrote:
You're a freak. Honesty hurts sometimes
So do brass knuckles. ;)
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Jim Crafton wrote:
You're a freak. Honesty hurts sometimes
So do brass knuckles. ;)
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Yes but the wounds from your brass knuckles will heal shortly, whereas you'll still be a freak! :)
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Yes but the wounds from your brass knuckles will heal shortly, whereas you'll still be a freak! :)
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Jim Crafton wrote:
Yes but the wounds from your brass knuckles will heal shortly, whereas you'll still be a freak!
It depends on the severity of the trashing. Toothless one-eyed people with smashed noses and recurring nightmares aren't exactly "normal." ;P
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Rocky Moore wrote:
I think maybe you have become a tad spoiled and/or superficial as are many today. Imagine how many wonderful people a person could meet if the person was blind....
Oh, don't get me wrong. A blemish would not prevent me from engaging in a conversation with someone. My story is purely from a "hubba hubba" point of view.
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:)
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