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  • C Colin Angus Mackay

    What?! The punchline has a double meaning. If one's kid sister does NOT know the alternative meaning then it is safe. If one's kid sister DOES know the alternative meaning then any safety restriction in place isn't going to matter much the damage was done before now.


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    Sathesh Sakthivel
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    Exactly.

    Regards, Satips.:rose:

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    • N Nic Rowan

      The joke is complete. You need to have a fairly good grasp of English to get it though.


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      Sathesh Sakthivel
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      No man there is third line in this joke. In that the kid sister is not safe. So he has stopped it with the two lines.

      Regards, Satips.:rose:

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      • M moon_stick

        A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So the barman gives her one.

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        Bradml
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        Seeing as this sort of humor is common n many-many family shows and would not be caught onto by kid sisters I reckon it is appropriate. Other then that, :laugh:.

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        • S Sathesh Sakthivel

          this joke is not yet completed since it is not kid sister safe it is good that Moon_stick stop with that two lines itself. Better it will be good if it is posted in the SoapBox

          Regards, Satips.:rose:

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          Oh stop with the kid sister crap: it's wearing really thin especially as any kid sister worth her salt wouldn't understand this anyway and, if she does understand it she's no longer a kid.

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          • M moon_stick

            A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So the barman gives her one.

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            An oldie but goodie. Bit like a horse walks into a bar and ask for a drink. "Sure, " says the barman, "but why the long face?"

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            • R R Giskard Reventlov

              An oldie but goodie. Bit like a horse walks into a bar and ask for a drink. "Sure, " says the barman, "but why the long face?"

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              Sathesh Sakthivel
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              :laugh::laugh:

              Regards, Satips.:rose:

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              • S Sathesh Sakthivel

                No man there is third line in this joke. In that the kid sister is not safe. So he has stopped it with the two lines.

                Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                Brady Kelly
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                Satips wrote:

                No man there is third line in this joke.

                Then please enlighten those of us that see the joke as already complete. I'm just glad I've seen it first in its incomplete form so as not to have it ruined.

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                • S Sathesh Sakthivel

                  No man there is third line in this joke. In that the kid sister is not safe. So he has stopped it with the two lines.

                  Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  Actually - there are only two lines. That's the whole point of the joke, and demands a graps of the subtle intricacies of the language and how the same sentence can have two meanings.

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                  • C Colin Angus Mackay

                    What?! The punchline has a double meaning. If one's kid sister does NOT know the alternative meaning then it is safe. If one's kid sister DOES know the alternative meaning then any safety restriction in place isn't going to matter much the damage was done before now.


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                    Nish Nishant
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                    Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                    The punchline has a double meaning. If one's kid sister does NOT know the alternative meaning then it is safe. If one's kid sister DOES know the alternative meaning then any safety restriction in place isn't going to matter much the damage was done before now.

                    I disagree with that reasoning. Things like nudity (pics, links) and profanity are banned in the Lounge too - but since kids would already understand them to be profanity/nudity, then any safety restriction in place isn't going to matter much since the damage was done before now!

                    Regards, Nish


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                    • S Sathesh Sakthivel

                      No man there is third line in this joke. In that the kid sister is not safe. So he has stopped it with the two lines.

                      Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                      moon_stick
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                      No, there's no third line. If you want to be pedantic you could say that, since the final line has two meanings it could count as lines 2 and 3 all on it's own. But that'd be silly. FWIW, I've heard jokes one hell of a lot more explicit and obvious than this on shows like The Simspsons. IMHO totally kid sister safe, and apparently safe to those who aren't entirely aware of some of the nuances of the English language (",) Dave

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        This really depends on you knowing that a double entendre is actually innuendo.

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                        Marc Clifton
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                        Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

                        This really depends on you knowing that a double entendre is actually innuendo.

                        Ah, that explains it all! (erm, not!) Guess I'm slow today. Marc

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                        • S Sathesh Sakthivel

                          Exactly and also this joke is not kid sister safe.

                          Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                          soap brain
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                          Satips wrote:

                          Exactly and also this joke is not kid sister safe.

                          I'll be the pretend 'kid sister', 'cause I'm possibly the youngest person here. :cool: It's not really a rude joke. It's pretty funny just how short it is, but there's no need to get all bothered about it.

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                            Satips wrote:

                            Exactly and also this joke is not kid sister safe.

                            I'll be the pretend 'kid sister', 'cause I'm possibly the youngest person here. :cool: It's not really a rude joke. It's pretty funny just how short it is, but there's no need to get all bothered about it.

                            Ravel H. Joyce - Curiosity and imagination is more important than intelligence. But it certainly doesn't hurt. :)

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                            Nish Nishant
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                            Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                            I'll be the pretend 'kid sister', 'cause I'm possibly the youngest person here. It's not really a rude joke. It's pretty funny just how short it is, but there's no need to get all bothered about it.

                            LOL - you don't count as a "kid anything" since you are Aussie. You guys swear and make dirty jokes right from infancy, don't you? :rolleyes:

                            Regards, Nish


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                              Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                              The punchline has a double meaning. If one's kid sister does NOT know the alternative meaning then it is safe. If one's kid sister DOES know the alternative meaning then any safety restriction in place isn't going to matter much the damage was done before now.

                              I disagree with that reasoning. Things like nudity (pics, links) and profanity are banned in the Lounge too - but since kids would already understand them to be profanity/nudity, then any safety restriction in place isn't going to matter much since the damage was done before now!

                              Regards, Nish


                              Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                              My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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                              Bradml
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                              Quiet down, logic boy

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                                Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                I'll be the pretend 'kid sister', 'cause I'm possibly the youngest person here. It's not really a rude joke. It's pretty funny just how short it is, but there's no need to get all bothered about it.

                                LOL - you don't count as a "kid anything" since you are Aussie. You guys swear and make dirty jokes right from infancy, don't you? :rolleyes:

                                Regards, Nish


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                                soap brain
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                                Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                LOL - you don't count as a "kid anything" since you are Aussie. You guys swear and make dirty jokes right from infancy, don't you?

                                Oh, I'm hurt that you'd think that! Although I guess you have a point. ;P Ever hear the one about the hillbilly newlyweds?

                                Ravel H. Joyce - Curiosity and imagination is more important than intelligence. But it certainly doesn't hurt. :)

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                                • M moon_stick

                                  A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So the barman gives her one.

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                                  Lost User
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                                  That was actually funny. I do not understand why people here will whine so much over a joke.

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                                    Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                                    The punchline has a double meaning. If one's kid sister does NOT know the alternative meaning then it is safe. If one's kid sister DOES know the alternative meaning then any safety restriction in place isn't going to matter much the damage was done before now.

                                    I disagree with that reasoning. Things like nudity (pics, links) and profanity are banned in the Lounge too - but since kids would already understand them to be profanity/nudity, then any safety restriction in place isn't going to matter much since the damage was done before now!

                                    Regards, Nish


                                    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                                    My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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                                    brianwelsch
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                                    Nudity is obvious, innuendo is not. It's hiding in plain sight. That's why it is often thrown into children's movies and cartoons. A little something extra for the adults to chuckle at while their kids laugh with the funny talking donkey.

                                    BW


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                                    • M moon_stick

                                      A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So the barman gives her one.

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                                      Member 96
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                                      :laugh: Funniest joke I've heard in a long time! Good one!


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