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  • P PIEBALDconsult

    In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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    leppie
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    PIEBALDconsult wrote:

    PHP Developer-PHP Programmer

    Better than PHB Developer/Prograamer

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    • P PIEBALDconsult

      In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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      Dalek Dave
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      You're Baaarred!

      ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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        You're Baaarred!

        ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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        Keith Barrow
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        What for, Wooley thinking?

        CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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          What for, Wooley thinking?

          CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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          Dalek Dave
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          No, for trying to fleece us.

          ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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            No, for trying to fleece us.

            ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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            Electron Shepherd
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            There's no need to keep raming these puns down our throats, ewe know.

            Server and Network Monitoring

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              There's no need to keep raming these puns down our throats, ewe know.

              Server and Network Monitoring

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              Dalek Dave
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              Don't have a goat me!

              ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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              • P PIEBALDconsult

                In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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                l a u r e n
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                wouldn't that be a "Lamb" developer? :rolleyes:

                "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                • L l a u r e n

                  wouldn't that be a "Lamb" developer? :rolleyes:

                  "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                  It depends what you do with your mint source code.

                  ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                  • P PIEBALDconsult

                    In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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                    Single Step Debugger
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                    Could someone please tell me what is the difference between programmer and developer? Does this means that the programmer write a code without developing anything and the developer create something without actual do programming?

                    The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                    • P PIEBALDconsult

                      A programmer is a mindless sheep. A developer actually puts some thought into his work. :-D

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

                      ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                        Could someone please tell me what is the difference between programmer and developer? Does this means that the programmer write a code without developing anything and the developer create something without actual do programming?

                        The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                        PIEBALDconsult
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                        A programmer is a mindless sheep. A developer actually puts some thought into his work. :-D

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

                          ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          When layoffs come around they're the ones who get sheared.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

                            ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                            ragnaroknrol
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                            The puns are dogs. One could say the mutt on the carpet needs a stern talking to.

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Don't have a goat me!

                              ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                              Lost User
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                              That's shear stupidity.

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