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  • D Dalek Dave

    You're Baaarred!

    ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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    Keith Barrow
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    What for, Wooley thinking?

    CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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      What for, Wooley thinking?

      CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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      Dalek Dave
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      No, for trying to fleece us.

      ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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      • D Dalek Dave

        No, for trying to fleece us.

        ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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        Electron Shepherd
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        There's no need to keep raming these puns down our throats, ewe know.

        Server and Network Monitoring

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          There's no need to keep raming these puns down our throats, ewe know.

          Server and Network Monitoring

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          Dalek Dave
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          Don't have a goat me!

          ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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          • P PIEBALDconsult

            In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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            l a u r e n
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            wouldn't that be a "Lamb" developer? :rolleyes:

            "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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            • L l a u r e n

              wouldn't that be a "Lamb" developer? :rolleyes:

              "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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              Dalek Dave
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              It depends what you do with your mint source code.

              ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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              • P PIEBALDconsult

                In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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                Single Step Debugger
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                Could someone please tell me what is the difference between programmer and developer? Does this means that the programmer write a code without developing anything and the developer create something without actual do programming?

                The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                • P PIEBALDconsult

                  A programmer is a mindless sheep. A developer actually puts some thought into his work. :-D

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

                  ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                    Could someone please tell me what is the difference between programmer and developer? Does this means that the programmer write a code without developing anything and the developer create something without actual do programming?

                    The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                    PIEBALDconsult
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                    A programmer is a mindless sheep. A developer actually puts some thought into his work. :-D

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

                      ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                      PIEBALDconsult
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                      When layoffs come around they're the ones who get sheared.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

                        ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                        ragnaroknrol
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                        The puns are dogs. One could say the mutt on the carpet needs a stern talking to.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Don't have a goat me!

                          ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                          Lost User
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                          That's shear stupidity.

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