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  • P PIEBALDconsult

    In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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    Dalek Dave
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    You're Baaarred!

    ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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      You're Baaarred!

      ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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      Keith Barrow
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      What for, Wooley thinking?

      CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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        What for, Wooley thinking?

        CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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        Dalek Dave
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        No, for trying to fleece us.

        ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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          No, for trying to fleece us.

          ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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          Electron Shepherd
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          There's no need to keep raming these puns down our throats, ewe know.

          Server and Network Monitoring

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            There's no need to keep raming these puns down our throats, ewe know.

            Server and Network Monitoring

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            Dalek Dave
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            Don't have a goat me!

            ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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            • P PIEBALDconsult

              In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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              l a u r e n
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              wouldn't that be a "Lamb" developer? :rolleyes:

              "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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              • L l a u r e n

                wouldn't that be a "Lamb" developer? :rolleyes:

                "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                Dalek Dave
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                It depends what you do with your mint source code.

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                • P PIEBALDconsult

                  In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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                  Single Step Debugger
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                  Could someone please tell me what is the difference between programmer and developer? Does this means that the programmer write a code without developing anything and the developer create something without actual do programming?

                  The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  • P PIEBALDconsult

                    A programmer is a mindless sheep. A developer actually puts some thought into his work. :-D

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

                    ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                      Could someone please tell me what is the difference between programmer and developer? Does this means that the programmer write a code without developing anything and the developer create something without actual do programming?

                      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                      PIEBALDconsult
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                      A programmer is a mindless sheep. A developer actually puts some thought into his work. :-D

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

                        ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                        When layoffs come around they're the ones who get sheared.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

                          ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                          ragnaroknrol
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                          The puns are dogs. One could say the mutt on the carpet needs a stern talking to.

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                            Don't have a goat me!

                            ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                            Lost User
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                            That's shear stupidity.

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