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  • D Dalek Dave

    No, for trying to fleece us.

    ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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    Electron Shepherd
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    There's no need to keep raming these puns down our throats, ewe know.

    Server and Network Monitoring

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      There's no need to keep raming these puns down our throats, ewe know.

      Server and Network Monitoring

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      Dalek Dave
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      Don't have a goat me!

      ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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      • P PIEBALDconsult

        In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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        l a u r e n
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        wouldn't that be a "Lamb" developer? :rolleyes:

        "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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        • L l a u r e n

          wouldn't that be a "Lamb" developer? :rolleyes:

          "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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          Dalek Dave
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          It depends what you do with your mint source code.

          ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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          • P PIEBALDconsult

            In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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            Single Step Debugger
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            Could someone please tell me what is the difference between programmer and developer? Does this means that the programmer write a code without developing anything and the developer create something without actual do programming?

            The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            • P PIEBALDconsult

              A programmer is a mindless sheep. A developer actually puts some thought into his work. :-D

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              Dalek Dave
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              Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

              ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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              • S Single Step Debugger

                Could someone please tell me what is the difference between programmer and developer? Does this means that the programmer write a code without developing anything and the developer create something without actual do programming?

                The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                A programmer is a mindless sheep. A developer actually puts some thought into his work. :-D

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

                  ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                  PIEBALDconsult
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                  When layoffs come around they're the ones who get sheared.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

                    ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                    ragnaroknrol
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                    The puns are dogs. One could say the mutt on the carpet needs a stern talking to.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Don't have a goat me!

                      ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                      Lost User
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                      That's shear stupidity.

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