Tim Vine Gag
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I went into a mirror shop and asked the grey-haired, overweight foolish looking chap if I could buy a mirror. He said "I'm over here sir".
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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I went into a mirror shop and asked the grey-haired, overweight foolish looking chap if I could buy a mirror. He said "I'm over here sir".
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
I was looking at this ball, wondering why it seemed to be getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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I liked 'And next up is Steve Wright with the Big Show' Actually now I think about it, it might have been his brother who said that.
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I don't know I come on here to ply my puns and find there's already loads :-(. Andy B
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I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday. I said, "Give me all your money now, bitch, or you're geography." "Don't you mean history?" she replied. I said, "Don't try to change the subject."
The Police have announced that they are looking for a thief who is reported to be both a clairvoyant and a dwarf. They report that there is a small medium at large.
Ali
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your butler is a zebra? :omg:
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I liked 'And next up is Steve Wright with the Big Show' Actually now I think about it, it might have been his brother who said that.
Roger that. :)
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I'll knot be having that.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
now were being all just being plane silly
As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.
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The Police have announced that they are looking for a thief who is reported to be both a clairvoyant and a dwarf. They report that there is a small medium at large.
Ali
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I'm sure that was a Ronnie Barker joke.
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By him or about him? :-D
Ali
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The stairway to heaving.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
Close enough for a 5er
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
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