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  • D Dr Walt Fair PE

    That's really pretty sad. I'm also from Texas, but I speak English and Spanish fluently, having taught engineering courses and written engineering reports in Spanish and made a living as a translator. My mother was German and I was at one time fluent in German. I learned conversational Khmer and Vietnamese and Laotian, but now only remember some phrases and the names of the characters/letters. When I went to Indonesia, after 2 weeks, I taught the last day of class in Bahasa Indonesian. I also worked for a French company and learned to read that pretty well, although I never practiced enough to get the pronunciation correct. Doesn't it bother you to be so limited as to speak only 1 language?

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    Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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    Walt Fair, Jr. wrote:

    Doesn't it bother you to be so limited as to speak only 1 language?

    Didn't you read the whole post?... They speak 2! American-English and Texan! ;P

    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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    • T thrakazog

      Walt Fair, Jr. wrote:

      Doesn't it bother you to be so limited as to speak only 1 language?

      Why should this be considered a bad thing? It's apparently keeping the translator business going. Most people have better things to do than learning to say "Where's the bathroom" 50 different ways.

      Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]

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      Dr Walt Fair PE
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      What makes you think that "Where's the bathroom" is the only thing to say? There's usually a cure for those problems. Sounds like you may need some medical help! ;P

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      Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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      • H hairy_hats

        ahmed zahmed wrote:

        First, she didn't say "I fire .45ACP" she said "I speak .45ACP".

        What's the difference? You are splitting hairs to try and justify using threatening language where none was justified.

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        viaducting wrote:

        to try and justify using threatening language

        I'm not justifying anything. Just disagreeing with your characterization.

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        • T Tom Deketelaere

          We are talking about 3-4 languages, they speak 3 in Switzerland? Don't really know been a long long time since I went there so my memory is a bit fuzzy.

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          Mel Padden
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          4 Official/Administrative languages; French, German, Italian and Rumansch. Factor in the near-ubiquity of English in Zurich and its environs, and the recent Swiss move to make it an administrative language (the ability to apply for a driving licence in English, etc.) and I think we have a winner.

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          • D Dr Walt Fair PE

            What makes you think that "Where's the bathroom" is the only thing to say? There's usually a cure for those problems. Sounds like you may need some medical help! ;P

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            Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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            thrakazog
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            I wasn't thinking of it as the only thing. Merely a very important thing to know in foreign lands so I would assume the thing to be learned first. Most everything else can probably be handled by a series of grunts and pointing. Grunting and pointing to get across "where's the bathroom" may result in problems with law enforcement. ;P

            Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]

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            • R Rajesh R Subramanian

              Wow, some morons are downvoting your rather polite post. :wtf:

              "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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              NormDroid
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              He got a straight 5 votes from 17 in my last look, which reflects the views of the CP audience, John in this case was "Bang out of order", and sorry for the pun.

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                Walt Fair, Jr. wrote:

                Doesn't it bother you to be so limited as to speak only 1 language?

                Didn't you read the whole post?... They speak 2! American-English and Texan! ;P

                Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                NormDroid
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                Texan :sigh:

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                • N NormDroid

                  He got a straight 5 votes from 17 in my last look, which reflects the views of the CP audience, John in this case was "Bang out of order", and sorry for the pun.

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                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                  There were a few low votes as well, but I think that the low votes were squashed by the spurious votes removing algorithm that Chris has put in place. :cool:

                  "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                  • H hairy_hats

                    I fail to see the humour in threatening someone with a weapon just for speaking another language.

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                    NormDroid
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                    Texas home of the big hats and small d*cks.

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                    • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                      That's really pretty sad. I'm also from Texas, but I speak English and Spanish fluently, having taught engineering courses and written engineering reports in Spanish and made a living as a translator. My mother was German and I was at one time fluent in German. I learned conversational Khmer and Vietnamese and Laotian, but now only remember some phrases and the names of the characters/letters. When I went to Indonesia, after 2 weeks, I taught the last day of class in Bahasa Indonesian. I also worked for a French company and learned to read that pretty well, although I never practiced enough to get the pronunciation correct. Doesn't it bother you to be so limited as to speak only 1 language?

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                      Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                      Actually, I learned French. I chose NOT to learn Spanish.

                      Walt Fair, Jr. wrote:

                      Doesn't it bother you to be so limited as to speak only 1 language?

                      I'm bothered because they're in my freakin country, and I speak English. I'm not at all interested in being tolerant.

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                      • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                        What makes you think that "Where's the bathroom" is the only thing to say? There's usually a cure for those problems. Sounds like you may need some medical help! ;P

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                        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                        Okay, you win. Another viable question is, "Where can I buy ammo?" Oh wait. If you're in a country that's NOT the United States, you probably can't buy ammo in the first place. Never mind...

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                        • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                          Wow, some morons are downvoting your rather polite post. :wtf:

                          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                          I don't see anything but 5's (17 when I looked).

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                          • N NormDroid

                            He got a straight 5 votes from 17 in my last look, which reflects the views of the CP audience, John in this case was "Bang out of order", and sorry for the pun.

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                            I don't live to satisfy others or to make them feel good about themselves. If I happen to wind up satisfying them or making them feel good about themselves - or not, believe me, it wasn't intentional - it just happened to work out that way. I treat everyone with the same cynicism and distrust.

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              I don't see anything but 5's (17 when I looked).

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                              Nish Nishant
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                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              I don't see anything but 5's (17 when I looked).

                              The new algorithm auto removes 1 votes if there are enough 5s. So for example : if you get 15 5s and 3 1s, the 3 1s are removed.

                              Regards, Nish


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                              • L Lost User

                                Walt Fair, Jr. wrote:

                                Doesn't it bother you to be so limited as to speak only 1 language?

                                Didn't you read the whole post?... They speak 2! American-English and Texan! ;P

                                Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                                realJSOP
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                                The only difference between English and Texan is that Texas, arguments usually end with farm animals in comprimising situations. Oh... wait...

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  I don't see anything but 5's (17 when I looked).

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                  Yeah, then you looked pretty late. I saw it when there were 5 votes, and at least two of them were low votes.

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    Actually, I learned French. I chose NOT to learn Spanish.

                                    Walt Fair, Jr. wrote:

                                    Doesn't it bother you to be so limited as to speak only 1 language?

                                    I'm bothered because they're in my freakin country, and I speak English. I'm not at all interested in being tolerant.

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    Albert Holguin
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                                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                    they're in my freakin country

                                    I'm sure native Americans would disagree, and Texas was also part of Mexico before it was part of the US. America is about tolerance, if you're intolerant, maybe you're the one that's wrong.

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                                    • M Mel Padden

                                      Fair enough - I will recant. Although, strictly speaking he brought her into it so... they were both laughing in dystopian zeal at this gleeful haranguing of someone earning probably a tenth of what they earn, trying to help them out, so do you mind if I modify it by calling them both morally bereft sinkholes of the human spirit who should take a look at themselves in the mirror before this irate Paddy gets the next flight to Texas, with the express intention of fetching them both a clip about the ear and telling them to mind their manners? I mean, seriously. The problem with behaviour like this is that the people who are doing it always seem to think it's somehow justified by their own petty frustrations, people are out of work so why are these guys here, why should I have to listen to Spanish in my own store, and solipsistic twaddle like that. It behoves the rest of us to administer a forum-friendly slapinthefacewithawetfish, if you ask me. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/5267392.stm[^] Go forth ye fish-wielding vigilantes.

                                      Smokie, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. www.geticeberg.com http://melpadden.wordpress.com

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                                      AspDotNetDev
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                                      Did you mother teach you to speak like that? She must have been well read!

                                      Mel Padden wrote:

                                      this irate Paddy

                                      Or, well, red.

                                      Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                                      INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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                                      • T thrakazog

                                        I wasn't thinking of it as the only thing. Merely a very important thing to know in foreign lands so I would assume the thing to be learned first. Most everything else can probably be handled by a series of grunts and pointing. Grunting and pointing to get across "where's the bathroom" may result in problems with law enforcement. ;P

                                        Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]

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                                        Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                        Silly me. I thought the most important thing to learn in a language was: "Two beers, please."

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                                        • A Albert Holguin

                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          they're in my freakin country

                                          I'm sure native Americans would disagree, and Texas was also part of Mexico before it was part of the US. America is about tolerance, if you're intolerant, maybe you're the one that's wrong.

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                                          Albert Holguin wrote:

                                          I'm sure native Americans would disagree

                                          They can disagree all they want. I was born here, so that makes me an American, thus, *my* freakin' country.

                                          Albert Holguin wrote:

                                          and Texas was also part of Mexico before it was part of the US

                                          Yeah, and Mexico lost it in a fair fight. Touch nuts, and all that. If they want it back, they're gonna have to take it by force.

                                          Albert Holguin wrote:

                                          America is about tolerance

                                          No. America is about capitalism. Tolerance was introduced by the democrats, and is the bastard cousin of "poiitical correctness".

                                          Albert Holguin wrote:

                                          if you're intolerant, maybe you're the one that's wrong.

                                          And I'm almost never wrong. I thought I was wrong once, and then found out I was mistaken, so that's the only blemish on an otherwise perfect record.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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