Apple v Microsoft

Nagy Vilmos

Throw some cushions in the hand cart mate, there's a fair few of us coming with you!

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Dalek Dave

It is going to be busy down there!

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Nagy Vilmos

Dalek Dave wrote:

It is going to be busy down there!

PARTY!!! :laugh:

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Dalek Dave

I like an Impromptu party!

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Nagy Vilmos

Dalek Dave wrote:

Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

This object[^] appears down-right wrong.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Dalek Dave

Why have they drawn a tiny penis and scrotum on the mirror?

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Simon_Whale

It took me a while to realise that it was meant to be the Apple logo.

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Dalek Dave

It looks nothing like it.

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Simon_Whale

that why I did say meant to be

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Dalek Dave

You can see from above what I thought it looked like.

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Simon_Whale

Oh yes as thats what I thought initially.

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Alberto Bar Noy

Will there be a CP from Hell Website running on a PWS (Personal Web Server as in IIS4 black sheep of the family) seen through Netscape navigator 2? If so I want in ;P

Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

PIEBALDconsult

Neither would be so successful without the other.

witm55

Only if Bill has found a new job currently as "Bill Gates, deliverer of cancer and death". In that case - yes.

That seems to be a PEBKAC problem, Sir. Why don't you go and fetch a coffee while I handle the operation?

hairy_hats

Dalek Dave wrote:

Apple stores belong in the darkest recesses of Hell.

They only sell consumer IT products FFS, not land mines or cluster bombs. Your anti-Apple extremism is as pathetic as the fanboi-ism you profess to hate.