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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    Throw some cushions in the hand cart mate, there's a fair few of us coming with you!


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    Dalek Dave
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    It is going to be busy down there!

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      It is going to be busy down there!

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      It is going to be busy down there!

      PARTY!!! :laugh:


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Dalek Dave wrote:

        It is going to be busy down there!

        PARTY!!! :laugh:


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        Dalek Dave
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        I like an Impromptu party!

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

          This object[^] appears down-right wrong.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

            This object[^] appears down-right wrong.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Dalek Dave
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            Why have they drawn a tiny penis and scrotum on the mirror?

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Dalek Dave wrote:

              Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

              This object[^] appears down-right wrong.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Simon_Whale
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              It took me a while to realise that it was meant to be the Apple logo.

              Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                It took me a while to realise that it was meant to be the Apple logo.

                Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                Dalek Dave
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                It looks nothing like it.

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                  It looks nothing like it.

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                  Simon_Whale
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                  that why I did say meant to be

                  Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                  • S Simon_Whale

                    that why I did say meant to be

                    Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    You can see from above what I thought it looked like.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      You can see from above what I thought it looked like.

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                      Simon_Whale
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                      Oh yes as thats what I thought initially.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        It is going to be busy down there!

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                        Alberto Bar Noy
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                        Will there be a CP from Hell Website running on a PWS (Personal Web Server as in IIS4 black sheep of the family) seen through Netscape navigator 2? If so I want in ;P

                        Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          [Vilmos climbs into his asbestos suit] So. It looks like Bill wins after all.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          Neither would be so successful without the other.

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            [Vilmos climbs into his asbestos suit] So. It looks like Bill wins after all.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            witm55
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                            Only if Bill has found a new job currently as "Bill Gates, deliverer of cancer and death". In that case - yes.

                            That seems to be a PEBKAC problem, Sir. Why don't you go and fetch a coffee while I handle the operation?

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              DaveAuld wrote:

                              Heaven

                              Joking, right? Apple stores belong in the darkest recesses of Hell.

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                              hairy_hats
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Apple stores belong in the darkest recesses of Hell.

                              They only sell consumer IT products FFS, not land mines or cluster bombs. Your anti-Apple extremism is as pathetic as the fanboi-ism you profess to hate.

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