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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    Dalek Dave wrote:

    It is going to be busy down there!

    PARTY!!! :laugh:


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    Dalek Dave
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    I like an Impromptu party!

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

      This object[^] appears down-right wrong.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

        This object[^] appears down-right wrong.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        Dalek Dave
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        Why have they drawn a tiny penis and scrotum on the mirror?

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

          This object[^] appears down-right wrong.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Simon_Whale
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          It took me a while to realise that it was meant to be the Apple logo.

          Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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            It took me a while to realise that it was meant to be the Apple logo.

            Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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            Dalek Dave
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            It looks nothing like it.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            • D Dalek Dave

              It looks nothing like it.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              Simon_Whale
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              that why I did say meant to be

              Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                that why I did say meant to be

                Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                Dalek Dave
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                You can see from above what I thought it looked like.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  You can see from above what I thought it looked like.

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                  Simon_Whale
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                  Oh yes as thats what I thought initially.

                  Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    It is going to be busy down there!

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                    Alberto Bar Noy
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                    Will there be a CP from Hell Website running on a PWS (Personal Web Server as in IIS4 black sheep of the family) seen through Netscape navigator 2? If so I want in ;P

                    Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      [Vilmos climbs into his asbestos suit] So. It looks like Bill wins after all.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      PIEBALDconsult
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                      Neither would be so successful without the other.

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        [Vilmos climbs into his asbestos suit] So. It looks like Bill wins after all.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        witm55
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                        Only if Bill has found a new job currently as "Bill Gates, deliverer of cancer and death". In that case - yes.

                        That seems to be a PEBKAC problem, Sir. Why don't you go and fetch a coffee while I handle the operation?

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          DaveAuld wrote:

                          Heaven

                          Joking, right? Apple stores belong in the darkest recesses of Hell.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          hairy_hats
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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          Apple stores belong in the darkest recesses of Hell.

                          They only sell consumer IT products FFS, not land mines or cluster bombs. Your anti-Apple extremism is as pathetic as the fanboi-ism you profess to hate.

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