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  • D Dalek Dave

    It is going to be busy down there!

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    It is going to be busy down there!

    PARTY!!! :laugh:


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      Dalek Dave wrote:

      It is going to be busy down there!

      PARTY!!! :laugh:


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Dalek Dave
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      I like an Impromptu party!

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

        This object[^] appears down-right wrong.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

          This object[^] appears down-right wrong.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Dalek Dave
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          Why have they drawn a tiny penis and scrotum on the mirror?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

            This object[^] appears down-right wrong.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Simon_Whale
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            It took me a while to realise that it was meant to be the Apple logo.

            Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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            • S Simon_Whale

              It took me a while to realise that it was meant to be the Apple logo.

              Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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              Dalek Dave
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              It looks nothing like it.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                It looks nothing like it.

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                Simon_Whale
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                that why I did say meant to be

                Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                • S Simon_Whale

                  that why I did say meant to be

                  Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  You can see from above what I thought it looked like.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    You can see from above what I thought it looked like.

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                    Simon_Whale
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                    Oh yes as thats what I thought initially.

                    Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      It is going to be busy down there!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      Alberto Bar Noy
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                      Will there be a CP from Hell Website running on a PWS (Personal Web Server as in IIS4 black sheep of the family) seen through Netscape navigator 2? If so I want in ;P

                      Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        [Vilmos climbs into his asbestos suit] So. It looks like Bill wins after all.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        PIEBALDconsult
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                        Neither would be so successful without the other.

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          [Vilmos climbs into his asbestos suit] So. It looks like Bill wins after all.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          witm55
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                          Only if Bill has found a new job currently as "Bill Gates, deliverer of cancer and death". In that case - yes.

                          That seems to be a PEBKAC problem, Sir. Why don't you go and fetch a coffee while I handle the operation?

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            DaveAuld wrote:

                            Heaven

                            Joking, right? Apple stores belong in the darkest recesses of Hell.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            hairy_hats
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            Apple stores belong in the darkest recesses of Hell.

                            They only sell consumer IT products FFS, not land mines or cluster bombs. Your anti-Apple extremism is as pathetic as the fanboi-ism you profess to hate.

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