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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    Dalek Dave wrote:

    Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

    This object[^] appears down-right wrong.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    Dalek Dave
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    Why have they drawn a tiny penis and scrotum on the mirror?

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Objects in mirror may appear to be losing.

      This object[^] appears down-right wrong.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Simon_Whale
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      It took me a while to realise that it was meant to be the Apple logo.

      Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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      • S Simon_Whale

        It took me a while to realise that it was meant to be the Apple logo.

        Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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        Dalek Dave
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        It looks nothing like it.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          It looks nothing like it.

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          Simon_Whale
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          that why I did say meant to be

          Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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          • S Simon_Whale

            that why I did say meant to be

            Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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            Dalek Dave
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            You can see from above what I thought it looked like.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              You can see from above what I thought it looked like.

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              Simon_Whale
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              Oh yes as thats what I thought initially.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                It is going to be busy down there!

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                Alberto Bar Noy
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                Will there be a CP from Hell Website running on a PWS (Personal Web Server as in IIS4 black sheep of the family) seen through Netscape navigator 2? If so I want in ;P

                Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  [Vilmos climbs into his asbestos suit] So. It looks like Bill wins after all.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  PIEBALDconsult
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                  Neither would be so successful without the other.

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    [Vilmos climbs into his asbestos suit] So. It looks like Bill wins after all.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    witm55
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                    Only if Bill has found a new job currently as "Bill Gates, deliverer of cancer and death". In that case - yes.

                    That seems to be a PEBKAC problem, Sir. Why don't you go and fetch a coffee while I handle the operation?

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      DaveAuld wrote:

                      Heaven

                      Joking, right? Apple stores belong in the darkest recesses of Hell.

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                      hairy_hats
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      Apple stores belong in the darkest recesses of Hell.

                      They only sell consumer IT products FFS, not land mines or cluster bombs. Your anti-Apple extremism is as pathetic as the fanboi-ism you profess to hate.

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