Now there's a prize worth getting...

Lost User

How much do they pay for accurately imitated red shirts and fully functional phasers?

And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.

S Houghtelin

Everyone knows the red shirt crew members don't live long enough to collect the prize. :sigh: Captain Kirk, check, Spock, check, Dr. McCoy, Check, unidentified crew member in red shirt, dead....

It was broke, so I fixed it.

OriginalGriff

Dunno - but I'd pay quite a bit for a fully functional phaser!

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Bonus if they can incorporate sound, "He's dead Jim"

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Lost User

Here[^] you go. Not fully functional, but better than nothing.

And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.

Pete OHanlon

The day they invent the holodeck, is the day that humanity is doomed. "I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. I'm in the holodeck with the Salma Hayek triplets."

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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OriginalGriff

It doesn't quite do the bit I want it to... :-D

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Lost User

It's enough to scare off some wimpy Klingons :)

And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.

Nagy Vilmos

Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

I'm in the holodeck with the Salma Hayek triplets.

That's your problem Pete, no ambition. What about the Salma Hayek Marching Band and Majorettes?

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Nagy Vilmos

Who are you calling wimpy[^]? TBH, she's the right shape for Wimpy[^]. [edit] You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

J Redmond

Let me just jump into my DeLorean and zip to the future and pick one up. I'll be sure to say hello to Kirk and Bones while I'm there.. :laugh:

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more. Oscar Wilde

Keith Barrow

Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

Salma Hayek triplets

Lost....speech.....capabilities..........

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
-Or-
A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

Lost User

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.

Too late. Now I must continue debugging blindly.

And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.

Rob Grainger

I'm a bit worried he may be thinking of a space-age substitute for Rohypnol. Set phasers to stun.

Nagy Vilmos

I warned you. I did say that was bleach-worthy.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Rob Grainger

Must be too many Wimpy's[^]

Lost User

At least it has answered a question: How many Klingons do you need to change a light bulb? None! They are not afraid in the dark. And now you have shown me the reason why they are afraid when it's not dark :)

And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.

OriginalGriff

Personally I was thinking about screaming kids in supermarkets...

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

Lost User

Damnit, Mark, I'm a programmer, not a doctor :)

And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.