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  • L Lost User

    Here[^] you go. Not fully functional, but better than nothing.

    And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
    "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

    And I smiled and was happy
    And it came worse.

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    OriginalGriff
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    It doesn't quite do the bit I want it to... :-D

    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      It doesn't quite do the bit I want it to... :-D

      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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      Lost User
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      It's enough to scare off some wimpy Klingons :)

      And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
      "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

      And I smiled and was happy
      And it came worse.

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        The day they invent the holodeck, is the day that humanity is doomed. "I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. I'm in the holodeck with the Salma Hayek triplets."

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

        I'm in the holodeck with the Salma Hayek triplets.

        That's your problem Pete, no ambition. What about the Salma Hayek Marching Band and Majorettes?


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • L Lost User

          It's enough to scare off some wimpy Klingons :)

          And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
          "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

          And I smiled and was happy
          And it came worse.

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          Who are you calling wimpy[^]? TBH, she's the right shape for Wimpy[^]. [edit] You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            There's a $10,000,000 prize up for grabs. All you need to do is create your own working tricorder[^].

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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            J Redmond
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            Let me just jump into my DeLorean and zip to the future and pick one up. I'll be sure to say hello to Kirk and Bones while I'm there.. :laugh:

            Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more. Oscar Wilde

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            • P Pete OHanlon

              The day they invent the holodeck, is the day that humanity is doomed. "I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. I'm in the holodeck with the Salma Hayek triplets."

              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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              Keith Barrow
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              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

              Salma Hayek triplets

              Lost....speech.....capabilities..........

              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
              -Or-
              A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                Who are you calling wimpy[^]? TBH, she's the right shape for Wimpy[^]. [edit] You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Lost User
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                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.

                Too late. Now I must continue debugging blindly.

                And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                And I smiled and was happy
                And it came worse.

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  It doesn't quite do the bit I want it to... :-D

                  Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                  Rob Grainger
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                  I'm a bit worried he may be thinking of a space-age substitute for Rohypnol. Set phasers to stun.

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                  • L Lost User

                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                    You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.

                    Too late. Now I must continue debugging blindly.

                    And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                    "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                    And I smiled and was happy
                    And it came worse.

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    I warned you. I did say that was bleach-worthy.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      Who are you calling wimpy[^]? TBH, she's the right shape for Wimpy[^]. [edit] You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Rob Grainger
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                      Must be too many Wimpy's[^]

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        I warned you. I did say that was bleach-worthy.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        Lost User
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                        At least it has answered a question: How many Klingons do you need to change a light bulb? None! They are not afraid in the dark. And now you have shown me the reason why they are afraid when it's not dark :)

                        And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                        "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                        And I smiled and was happy
                        And it came worse.

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                        • R Rob Grainger

                          I'm a bit worried he may be thinking of a space-age substitute for Rohypnol. Set phasers to stun.

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          Personally I was thinking about screaming kids in supermarkets...

                          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • N Not Active

                            Bonus if they can incorporate sound, "He's dead Jim"


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                            Lost User
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                            Damnit, Mark, I'm a programmer, not a doctor :)

                            And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                            "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                            And I smiled and was happy
                            And it came worse.

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