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  • L Lost User

    It's enough to scare off some wimpy Klingons :)

    And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
    "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

    And I smiled and was happy
    And it came worse.

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Who are you calling wimpy[^]? TBH, she's the right shape for Wimpy[^]. [edit] You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      There's a $10,000,000 prize up for grabs. All you need to do is create your own working tricorder[^].

      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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      J Redmond
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      Let me just jump into my DeLorean and zip to the future and pick one up. I'll be sure to say hello to Kirk and Bones while I'm there.. :laugh:

      Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more. Oscar Wilde

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        The day they invent the holodeck, is the day that humanity is doomed. "I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. I'm in the holodeck with the Salma Hayek triplets."

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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        Keith Barrow
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        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

        Salma Hayek triplets

        Lost....speech.....capabilities..........

        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
        -Or-
        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Who are you calling wimpy[^]? TBH, she's the right shape for Wimpy[^]. [edit] You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Lost User
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          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

          You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.

          Too late. Now I must continue debugging blindly.

          And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
          "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

          And I smiled and was happy
          And it came worse.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            It doesn't quite do the bit I want it to... :-D

            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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            Rob Grainger
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            I'm a bit worried he may be thinking of a space-age substitute for Rohypnol. Set phasers to stun.

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            • L Lost User

              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

              You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.

              Too late. Now I must continue debugging blindly.

              And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
              "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

              And I smiled and was happy
              And it came worse.

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              I warned you. I did say that was bleach-worthy.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                Who are you calling wimpy[^]? TBH, she's the right shape for Wimpy[^]. [edit] You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Rob Grainger
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                Must be too many Wimpy's[^]

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  I warned you. I did say that was bleach-worthy.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Lost User
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                  At least it has answered a question: How many Klingons do you need to change a light bulb? None! They are not afraid in the dark. And now you have shown me the reason why they are afraid when it's not dark :)

                  And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                  "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                  And I smiled and was happy
                  And it came worse.

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                  • R Rob Grainger

                    I'm a bit worried he may be thinking of a space-age substitute for Rohypnol. Set phasers to stun.

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Personally I was thinking about screaming kids in supermarkets...

                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • N Not Active

                      Bonus if they can incorporate sound, "He's dead Jim"


                      No comment

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                      Lost User
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                      Damnit, Mark, I'm a programmer, not a doctor :)

                      And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                      "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                      And I smiled and was happy
                      And it came worse.

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