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  • L Lost User

    How much do they pay for accurately imitated red shirts and fully functional phasers?

    And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
    "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

    And I smiled and was happy
    And it came worse.

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    S Houghtelin
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    Everyone knows the red shirt crew members don't live long enough to collect the prize. :sigh: Captain Kirk, check, Spock, check, Dr. McCoy, Check, unidentified crew member in red shirt, dead....

    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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    • L Lost User

      How much do they pay for accurately imitated red shirts and fully functional phasers?

      And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
      "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

      And I smiled and was happy
      And it came worse.

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      OriginalGriff
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      Dunno - but I'd pay quite a bit for a fully functional phaser!

      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        There's a $10,000,000 prize up for grabs. All you need to do is create your own working tricorder[^].

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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        #5

        Bonus if they can incorporate sound, "He's dead Jim"


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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Dunno - but I'd pay quite a bit for a fully functional phaser!

          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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          Lost User
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          #6

          Here[^] you go. Not fully functional, but better than nothing.

          And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
          "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

          And I smiled and was happy
          And it came worse.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Dunno - but I'd pay quite a bit for a fully functional phaser!

            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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            Pete OHanlon
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            The day they invent the holodeck, is the day that humanity is doomed. "I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. I'm in the holodeck with the Salma Hayek triplets."

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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            • L Lost User

              Here[^] you go. Not fully functional, but better than nothing.

              And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
              "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

              And I smiled and was happy
              And it came worse.

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              OriginalGriff
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              #8

              It doesn't quite do the bit I want it to... :-D

              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                It doesn't quite do the bit I want it to... :-D

                Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                Lost User
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                #9

                It's enough to scare off some wimpy Klingons :)

                And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                And I smiled and was happy
                And it came worse.

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  The day they invent the holodeck, is the day that humanity is doomed. "I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. I'm in the holodeck with the Salma Hayek triplets."

                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                  I'm in the holodeck with the Salma Hayek triplets.

                  That's your problem Pete, no ambition. What about the Salma Hayek Marching Band and Majorettes?


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  • L Lost User

                    It's enough to scare off some wimpy Klingons :)

                    And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                    "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                    And I smiled and was happy
                    And it came worse.

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    #11

                    Who are you calling wimpy[^]? TBH, she's the right shape for Wimpy[^]. [edit] You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      There's a $10,000,000 prize up for grabs. All you need to do is create your own working tricorder[^].

                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                      J Redmond
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                      Let me just jump into my DeLorean and zip to the future and pick one up. I'll be sure to say hello to Kirk and Bones while I'm there.. :laugh:

                      Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more. Oscar Wilde

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        The day they invent the holodeck, is the day that humanity is doomed. "I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. I'm in the holodeck with the Salma Hayek triplets."

                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                        Keith Barrow
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                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                        Salma Hayek triplets

                        Lost....speech.....capabilities..........

                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                        -Or-
                        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          Who are you calling wimpy[^]? TBH, she's the right shape for Wimpy[^]. [edit] You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          Lost User
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                          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                          You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.

                          Too late. Now I must continue debugging blindly.

                          And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                          "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                          And I smiled and was happy
                          And it came worse.

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            It doesn't quite do the bit I want it to... :-D

                            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                            Rob Grainger
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                            I'm a bit worried he may be thinking of a space-age substitute for Rohypnol. Set phasers to stun.

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                            • L Lost User

                              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                              You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.

                              Too late. Now I must continue debugging blindly.

                              And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                              "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                              And I smiled and was happy
                              And it came worse.

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              I warned you. I did say that was bleach-worthy.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                Who are you calling wimpy[^]? TBH, she's the right shape for Wimpy[^]. [edit] You may wan't to have some bleach to wash out your eyes before clicking the first link.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                Rob Grainger
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                                Must be too many Wimpy's[^]

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  I warned you. I did say that was bleach-worthy.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  Lost User
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                                  At least it has answered a question: How many Klingons do you need to change a light bulb? None! They are not afraid in the dark. And now you have shown me the reason why they are afraid when it's not dark :)

                                  And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                                  "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                                  And I smiled and was happy
                                  And it came worse.

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                                  • R Rob Grainger

                                    I'm a bit worried he may be thinking of a space-age substitute for Rohypnol. Set phasers to stun.

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    Personally I was thinking about screaming kids in supermarkets...

                                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    • N Not Active

                                      Bonus if they can incorporate sound, "He's dead Jim"


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                                      Lost User
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                                      Damnit, Mark, I'm a programmer, not a doctor :)

                                      And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                                      "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                                      And I smiled and was happy
                                      And it came worse.

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