Pun-ny Job Title

[Anna Steglinski]

I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

[CMullikin]

If you were doing .Net stuff, you could be the "Netty Professor", but that doesn't really seem to fit your actual job description...

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[djdanlib 0]

(From our email exchange earlier today) Bug Puncher Supreme Scripting Overlord Head jInquisitor WSDL Wizard Metalanguage Magician POSTal Worker / POST Office Employee Gadget Arsenal Maintenance Droid RSS Kicking Specialist

[Karl Sanford]

-Markup Master -Bracket Bouncer -SassLess Scripter -DOM Digger

Be The Noise

[R Giskard Reventlov]

iWorker? Yes, I know, but I liked it. :)

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

[AspDotNetDev]

Some that come to mind:

• Markup Tween
• Style Selector
• Dolla Func
• Anonymous Delegate
• DOMinator
• DOM 'n' Matrix
• Professional Tagger
• Bold Emphasizer
• Var Var Minx

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[Pualee]

Paycheck Collector.

[wizardzz]

I like Bit Keeper. It also suites comedians.

[Lost User]

Html Hacker, or Skynet Interface Developer.

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: if you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

[AspDotNetDev]

• Body Builder
• Head Hunter

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[ZurdoDev]

Quote:

iWorker?

I'm pretty sure Apple has that one patented already. They would sue you for using it or make you buy an iPhone. I am not sure which way would be cheaper. :)

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Mike Hankey]

Script Tease Script Scribe Web Fox Web Weaver Code Collaborator Code Coordinator Net Nut

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[ZurdoDev]

Don't use guru. I knew some people that called themselves technical gurus. It was even on their business card.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[AspDotNetDev]

• Ex-span-shunner

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[AspDotNetDev]

Mike Hankey wrote:

Script Tease

Script Easer :)

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[RaviBee]

There are no iWorkers at Apple - only iDesigners, iArtists and iExperienceEnhancementEngineers. :) /ravi

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[RaviBee]

Script Surgeon? /ravi

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[David C Hobbyist]

I love DOM "n" Matrix!

Frazzle the name say's it all
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. John F. Woods

[lewax00]

djdanlib wrote:

Head jInquisitor

Nobody Expects the Spanish jInquisition!

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