Pun-ny Job Title
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iWorker? Yes, I know, but I liked it. :)
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iWorker?
I'm pretty sure Apple has that one patented already. They would sue you for using it or make you buy an iPhone. I am not sure which way would be cheaper. :)
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
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- Body Builder
- Head Hunter
- Ex-span-shunner
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iWorker?
I'm pretty sure Apple has that one patented already. They would sue you for using it or make you buy an iPhone. I am not sure which way would be cheaper. :)
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
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Some that come to mind:
- Markup Tween
- Style Selector
- Dolla Func
- Anonymous Delegate
- DOMinator
- DOM 'n' Matrix
- Professional Tagger
- Bold Emphasizer
- Var Var Minx
I love DOM "n" Matrix!
Frazzle the name say's it all
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Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Javascript, and nice red uniforms
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
How about the opposite; people that write bad code: - Bitwrecker - Codeorist - Code witch project - Work terminator - .NET slacker - Code byter
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- Ex-span-shunner
- Head Master
Though, that could be taken to mean something entirely different.
- Table Server
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
Charlottan
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
Screenplay Artiste (script writer). May Parker (she's Spider-Girl, the lady webslinger) Spidey Elvira - Mistress of Darkness Turd polisher Bad idea sanitiser Slasher Will code for diamonds Take your pick
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Some that come to mind:
- Markup Tween
- Style Selector
- Dolla Func
- Anonymous Delegate
- DOMinator
- DOM 'n' Matrix
- Professional Tagger
- Bold Emphasizer
- Var Var Minx
A 5 for DOM 'n' Matrix. Some others are good but I'm out of votes.
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iWorker? Yes, I know, but I liked it. :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Sits right next to UTubeWatcher :-)
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iWorker? Yes, I know, but I liked it. :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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iWorker iWonker
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
Code Coolie.:rose:
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
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Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. :)
