Pun-ny Job Title

[David C Hobbyist]

I love DOM "n" Matrix!

Frazzle the name say's it all
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. John F. Woods

[lewax00]

djdanlib wrote:

Head jInquisitor

Nobody Expects the Spanish jInquisition!

[djdanlib 0]

Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Javascript, and nice red uniforms

[Kenneth Haugland]

How about the opposite; people that write bad code: - Bitwrecker - Codeorist - Code witch project - Work terminator - .NET slacker - Code byter

[AspDotNetDev]

• Head Master

Though, that could be taken to mean something entirely different.

• Table Server

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[PIEBALDconsult]

Charlottan

[Pete OHanlon]

Screenplay Artiste (script writer). May Parker (she's Spider-Girl, the lady webslinger) Spidey Elvira - Mistress of Darkness Turd polisher Bad idea sanitiser Slasher Will code for diamonds Take your pick

*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

[RC_Sebastien_C]

A 5 for DOM 'n' Matrix. Some others are good but I'm out of votes.

[0bx]

More like the iRobot. Except that they have a lot more rules and none of them have anything to do with ethics.

Giraffes are not real.

[RC_Sebastien_C]

Sits right next to UTubeWatcher :-)

[JimmyRopes]

mark merrens wrote:

iWorker iWonker

FTFY :-D

The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

[Vivi Chellappa]

Code Coolie.:rose:

[M dHatter]

The Grand Poobah!

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. :)

[Chris Maunder]

I'm personally angling for Prima Donna, but evidently it scares those in suits when you are so refreshingly honest.

cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

[Michael Bergman]

Head Cheese

m.bergman

For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

I am not a chatbot

[Michael Bergman]

Senior Defect Instigator

m.bergman

For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

I am not a chatbot

[Michael Bergman]

Associate Coffee Filterator

m.bergman

For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

I am not a chatbot

[Mark_Wallace]

Might be an idea to keep the punny one unofficial, and use a more conservative title. Don't forget that it will go on headed notepaper, business cards, and signatures, and might be seen by people whom you'll want to take you seriously.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Ashley van Gerven]

Pixel Hoarder Semicolon Schmuck JIT Junkie Safetypist MSIL Engineer (ref[^])

"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

CP article: SmartPager - a Flickr-style pager control with go-to-page popup layer.

[V 0]

- Brain (and you can be Pinky) ;P

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