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  • A Anna Steglinski

    I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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    Html Hacker, or Skynet Interface Developer.

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    • A AspDotNetDev

      Some that come to mind:

      • Markup Tween
      • Style Selector
      • Dolla Func
      • Anonymous Delegate
      • DOMinator
      • DOM 'n' Matrix
      • Professional Tagger
      • Bold Emphasizer
      • Var Var Minx

      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      AspDotNetDev
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      • Body Builder
      • Head Hunter

      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      • R R Giskard Reventlov

        iWorker? Yes, I know, but I liked it. :)

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        ZurdoDev
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        iWorker?

        I'm pretty sure Apple has that one patented already. They would sue you for using it or make you buy an iPhone. I am not sure which way would be cheaper. :)

        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        • A Anna Steglinski

          I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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          Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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          • A Anna Steglinski

            I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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            ZurdoDev
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            Don't use guru. I knew some people that called themselves technical gurus. It was even on their business card.

            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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            • A AspDotNetDev
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              AspDotNetDev
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              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                Script Tease Script Scribe Web Fox Web Weaver Code Collaborator Code Coordinator Net Nut

                VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                Mike Hankey wrote:

                Script Tease

                Script Easer :)

                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                  Quote:

                  iWorker?

                  I'm pretty sure Apple has that one patented already. They would sue you for using it or make you buy an iPhone. I am not sure which way would be cheaper. :)

                  There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  There are no iWorkers at Apple - only iDesigners, iArtists and iExperienceEnhancementEngineers. :) /ravi

                  My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                  • A Anna Steglinski

                    I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                    Script Surgeon? /ravi

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                    • A AspDotNetDev

                      Some that come to mind:

                      • Markup Tween
                      • Style Selector
                      • Dolla Func
                      • Anonymous Delegate
                      • DOMinator
                      • DOM 'n' Matrix
                      • Professional Tagger
                      • Bold Emphasizer
                      • Var Var Minx

                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                      David C Hobbyist
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                      I love DOM "n" Matrix!

                      Frazzle the name say's it all
                      Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. John F. Woods

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                        djdanlib wrote:

                        Head jInquisitor

                        Nobody Expects the Spanish jInquisition!

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                          djdanlib wrote:

                          Head jInquisitor

                          Nobody Expects the Spanish jInquisition!

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                          Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Javascript, and nice red uniforms

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                          • A Anna Steglinski

                            I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                            Kenneth Haugland
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                            How about the opposite; people that write bad code: - Bitwrecker - Codeorist - Code witch project - Work terminator - .NET slacker - Code byter

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                              AspDotNetDev
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                              • Head Master

                              Though, that could be taken to mean something entirely different.

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                              • A Anna Steglinski

                                I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                • A Anna Steglinski

                                  I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                                  • A AspDotNetDev

                                    Some that come to mind:

                                    • Markup Tween
                                    • Style Selector
                                    • Dolla Func
                                    • Anonymous Delegate
                                    • DOMinator
                                    • DOM 'n' Matrix
                                    • Professional Tagger
                                    • Bold Emphasizer
                                    • Var Var Minx

                                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                    RC_Sebastien_C
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                                    A 5 for DOM 'n' Matrix. Some others are good but I'm out of votes.

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                                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                                      iWorker? Yes, I know, but I liked it. :)

                                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                      0bx
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                                      More like the iRobot. Except that they have a lot more rules and none of them have anything to do with ethics.

                                      Giraffes are not real.

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                                        Paycheck Collector.

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                                        RC_Sebastien_C
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                                        Sits right next to UTubeWatcher :-)

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                                        • R R Giskard Reventlov

                                          iWorker? Yes, I know, but I liked it. :)

                                          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                          JimmyRopes
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                                          mark merrens wrote:

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                                          FTFY :-D

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