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  • L LloydA111

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    plover

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      private partial class myLife {}

      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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      Bikash Prakash Dash
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      if(this) dothat(); else if(that) dothis(); else crazy();

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      • A AspDotNetDev

        Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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        AspDotNetDev wrote:

        Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

        Lol. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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        • B Bikash Prakash Dash

          if(this) dothat(); else if(that) dothis(); else crazy();

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          OriginalGriff
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          Good grief no! I multitask: "this", "that" and "crazy" are parallel processes wherever possible. ;)

          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • D DaveAuld

            Wish it was that easy, I keep getting a 'Syntax Error' and I won't run!

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            I get a "Invalid operation" exception when I try to jog, does that count?

            The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Good grief no! I multitask: "this", "that" and "crazy" are parallel processes wherever possible. ;)

              The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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              Bikash Prakash Dash
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              in a state of confusion now

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              • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                in a state of confusion now

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                Why? Don't you do several things at the same time? I thought everyone did.

                The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  I get a "Invalid operation" exception when I try to jog, does that count?

                  The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                  DaveAuld
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                  Sure does!

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Why? Don't you do several things at the same time? I thought everyone did.

                    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                    Bikash Prakash Dash
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                    YA I DO , BT NOW I'M IN CONFUSE

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                    • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                      YA I DO , BT NOW I'M IN CONFUSE

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      Sorry, I don't do SHOUTY txtspk, would you care to try again using your full keyboard? BTW: if I can write this on a tablet without a dedicated keyboard, surely you can do the same with a full, proper keyboard? :laugh:

                      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                        Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                        using System; namespace LifeIsABitch { interface Bitch { // ... } class Program { static void Main(string[] args) { Bitch life; die(); } static void die() { // ... } } }

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                        • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                          Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                          StatementTerminator
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                          while(alive) { wake(); eat(); poop(); if(workday) { work(); } eat(); poop(); if(lucky) { haveSex(); } else { cryWank(); } Debug.Assert(this.Meaning > 0, null); sleep(); }

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                          • S StatementTerminator

                            while(alive) { wake(); eat(); poop(); if(workday) { work(); } eat(); poop(); if(lucky) { haveSex(); } else { cryWank(); } Debug.Assert(this.Meaning > 0, null); sleep(); }

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                            IndifferentDisdain
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                            Sadly (or amazingly), I actually learned something on this thread. I never knew about Debug.Assert until wasting time on this thread. So thanks for that and justifying my procrastination.

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                            • L Lost User

                              So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

                              Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                              Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                              So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

                              Otherwise it would be time to queue up Weird Al Yankovic's "I think I'm A Clone Now".

                              Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.

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                              • M Marc Clifton

                                PlanDay();
                                yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
                                TryAgainTomorrow();

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                                BrainiacV
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                                Marc Clifton wrote:

                                PlanDay(); yield to_wishes_of_significant_other; TryAgainTomorrow();

                                Yes, as I also have discovered, the family in a non-maskable interrupt.

                                Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.

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                                • S StatementTerminator

                                  while(alive) { wake(); eat(); poop(); if(workday) { work(); } eat(); poop(); if(lucky) { haveSex(); } else { cryWank(); } Debug.Assert(this.Meaning > 0, null); sleep(); }

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                                  StatementTerminator wrote:

                                  Debug.Assert(this.Meaning > 0, null);

                                  Surely this should be

                                  Debug.Assert(this.Meaning <> 42, null);

                                  ???

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