Life Programming

[Lost User]

Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

Its not a serious discussion man

It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

using System;
class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
{
bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
static void Main(string\[\] args)
{
    Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
        { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };

    using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
    {
        while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
        {
            var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
            if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
            var code = Life.Consume(food);
            if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
            if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
            if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
            Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
        }
    }
    Console.ReadKey();
}
void IDisposable.Dispose()
{
    alive = false;
    Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
}

}

Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

[Lost User]

OriginalGriff wrote:

I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

[Bikash Prakash Dash]

Quote:

Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);

haha Like this line

[Mladen Jankovic]

I'm sure you meant ntoskrnl.exe or some other versions of Windows kernel.

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[OriginalGriff]

You don't Dispose of me that easily!

The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

[Ravi Bhavnani]

while (CanCode()) {
Exist();
}
Die();

/ravi

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[AspDotNetDev]

Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[Lost User]

plover

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[Bikash Prakash Dash]

if(this) dothat(); else if(that) dothis(); else crazy();

[dusty_dex]

AspDotNetDev wrote:

Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

Lol. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[OriginalGriff]

Good grief no! I multitask: "this", "that" and "crazy" are parallel processes wherever possible. ;)

The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

[OriginalGriff]

I get a "Invalid operation" exception when I try to jog, does that count?

The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

[Bikash Prakash Dash]

in a state of confusion now

[OriginalGriff]

Why? Don't you do several things at the same time? I thought everyone did.

The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

[DaveAuld]

Sure does!

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[Bikash Prakash Dash]

YA I DO , BT NOW I'M IN CONFUSE

[OriginalGriff]

Sorry, I don't do SHOUTY txtspk, would you care to try again using your full keyboard? BTW: if I can write this on a tablet without a dedicated keyboard, surely you can do the same with a full, proper keyboard? :laugh:

The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

[Gary Huck]

using System; namespace LifeIsABitch { interface Bitch { // ... } class Program { static void Main(string[] args) { Bitch life; die(); } static void die() { // ... } } }

[StatementTerminator]

while(alive) { wake(); eat(); poop(); if(workday) { work(); } eat(); poop(); if(lucky) { haveSex(); } else { cryWank(); } Debug.Assert(this.Meaning > 0, null); sleep(); }

[IndifferentDisdain]

Sadly (or amazingly), I actually learned something on this thread. I never knew about Debug.Assert until wasting time on this thread. So thanks for that and justifying my procrastination.