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  • M Marco Bertschi

    Without me, many things wouldn't be able to run.

    cheers Marco Bertschi


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    Mladen Jankovic
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    I'm sure you meant ntoskrnl.exe or some other versions of Windows kernel.

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      I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

      There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

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      You don't Dispose of me that easily!

      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • B Bikash Prakash Dash

        Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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        while (CanCode()) {
        Exist();
        }
        Die();

        /ravi

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        • M Marco Bertschi

          Without me, many things wouldn't be able to run.

          cheers Marco Bertschi


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          You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me

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          AspDotNetDev
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          Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              private partial class myLife {}

              The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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              Bikash Prakash Dash
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              if(this) dothat(); else if(that) dothis(); else crazy();

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                Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                dusty_dex
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                AspDotNetDev wrote:

                Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                Lol. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                  if(this) dothat(); else if(that) dothis(); else crazy();

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Good grief no! I multitask: "this", "that" and "crazy" are parallel processes wherever possible. ;)

                  The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • D DaveAuld

                    Wish it was that easy, I keep getting a 'Syntax Error' and I won't run!

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    I get a "Invalid operation" exception when I try to jog, does that count?

                    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Good grief no! I multitask: "this", "that" and "crazy" are parallel processes wherever possible. ;)

                      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                      Bikash Prakash Dash
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                      in a state of confusion now

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                      • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                        in a state of confusion now

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Why? Don't you do several things at the same time? I thought everyone did.

                        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          I get a "Invalid operation" exception when I try to jog, does that count?

                          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                          DaveAuld
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                          Sure does!

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Why? Don't you do several things at the same time? I thought everyone did.

                            The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                            Bikash Prakash Dash
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                            YA I DO , BT NOW I'M IN CONFUSE

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                            • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                              YA I DO , BT NOW I'M IN CONFUSE

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              Sorry, I don't do SHOUTY txtspk, would you care to try again using your full keyboard? BTW: if I can write this on a tablet without a dedicated keyboard, surely you can do the same with a full, proper keyboard? :laugh:

                              The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                                Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                                Gary Huck
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                                using System; namespace LifeIsABitch { interface Bitch { // ... } class Program { static void Main(string[] args) { Bitch life; die(); } static void die() { // ... } } }

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                                • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                                  Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                                  while(alive) { wake(); eat(); poop(); if(workday) { work(); } eat(); poop(); if(lucky) { haveSex(); } else { cryWank(); } Debug.Assert(this.Meaning > 0, null); sleep(); }

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                                    while(alive) { wake(); eat(); poop(); if(workday) { work(); } eat(); poop(); if(lucky) { haveSex(); } else { cryWank(); } Debug.Assert(this.Meaning > 0, null); sleep(); }

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                                    IndifferentDisdain
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                                    Sadly (or amazingly), I actually learned something on this thread. I never knew about Debug.Assert until wasting time on this thread. So thanks for that and justifying my procrastination.

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

                                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                      Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                                      So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

                                      Otherwise it would be time to queue up Weird Al Yankovic's "I think I'm A Clone Now".

                                      Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.

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                                      • M Marc Clifton

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                                        BrainiacV
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                                        Marc Clifton wrote:

                                        PlanDay(); yield to_wishes_of_significant_other; TryAgainTomorrow();

                                        Yes, as I also have discovered, the family in a non-maskable interrupt.

                                        Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.

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                                          while(alive) { wake(); eat(); poop(); if(workday) { work(); } eat(); poop(); if(lucky) { haveSex(); } else { cryWank(); } Debug.Assert(this.Meaning > 0, null); sleep(); }

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                                          StatementTerminator wrote:

                                          Debug.Assert(this.Meaning > 0, null);

                                          Surely this should be

                                          Debug.Assert(this.Meaning <> 42, null);

                                          ???

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