Life Programming

[Bikash Prakash Dash]

if(this) dothat(); else if(that) dothis(); else crazy();

[dusty_dex]

AspDotNetDev wrote:

Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

Lol. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[OriginalGriff]

Good grief no! I multitask: "this", "that" and "crazy" are parallel processes wherever possible. ;)

The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

[OriginalGriff]

I get a "Invalid operation" exception when I try to jog, does that count?

The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

[Bikash Prakash Dash]

in a state of confusion now

[OriginalGriff]

Why? Don't you do several things at the same time? I thought everyone did.

The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

[DaveAuld]

Sure does!

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[Bikash Prakash Dash]

YA I DO , BT NOW I'M IN CONFUSE

[OriginalGriff]

Sorry, I don't do SHOUTY txtspk, would you care to try again using your full keyboard? BTW: if I can write this on a tablet without a dedicated keyboard, surely you can do the same with a full, proper keyboard? :laugh:

The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

[Gary Huck]

using System; namespace LifeIsABitch { interface Bitch { // ... } class Program { static void Main(string[] args) { Bitch life; die(); } static void die() { // ... } } }

[StatementTerminator]

while(alive) { wake(); eat(); poop(); if(workday) { work(); } eat(); poop(); if(lucky) { haveSex(); } else { cryWank(); } Debug.Assert(this.Meaning > 0, null); sleep(); }

[IndifferentDisdain]

Sadly (or amazingly), I actually learned something on this thread. I never knew about Debug.Assert until wasting time on this thread. So thanks for that and justifying my procrastination.

[BrainiacV]

Eddy Vluggen wrote:

So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

Otherwise it would be time to queue up Weird Al Yankovic's "I think I'm A Clone Now".

Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.

[BrainiacV]

Marc Clifton wrote:

PlanDay(); yield to_wishes_of_significant_other; TryAgainTomorrow();

Yes, as I also have discovered, the family in a non-maskable interrupt.

Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.

[Clumpco]

StatementTerminator wrote:

Debug.Assert(this.Meaning > 0, null);

Surely this should be

Debug.Assert(this.Meaning <> 42, null);

???