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  • L Lost User

    How often have you been created? Please, make it static :)

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    No need, it's a singleton.

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    • B Bikash Prakash Dash

      Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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      Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

      Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming.
      Describe your lifestyle with a program

      Creating a new language is not innovative in itself; it's merely being annoying. Next, one needn't a new language to describe one's lifestyle. Lastly, it'd be conveying less information if you encode your activities in a language that no-one yet speaks. As you can see, I spend most o' my time debugging other people's code :)

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        No need, it's a singleton.

        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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        So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

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          So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

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          I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

            The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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            Rutvik Dave
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            I don't think you trust your coding, why prefix your name with Original then, if it's only one of you? ;)

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              Rutvik Dave
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              You all have no "direction" in your life, nobody is using goto... boring living in a straight line...

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                I don't think you trust your coding, why prefix your name with Original then, if it's only one of you? ;)

                Remind Me This - Manage, Collaborate and Execute your Project in the Cloud

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                All the others are derived.

                The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • L Lost User

                  Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                  Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming.
                  Describe your lifestyle with a program

                  Creating a new language is not innovative in itself; it's merely being annoying. Next, one needn't a new language to describe one's lifestyle. Lastly, it'd be conveying less information if you encode your activities in a language that no-one yet speaks. As you can see, I spend most o' my time debugging other people's code :)

                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                  Bikash Prakash Dash
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                  Its not a serious discussion man , lets hav a fun.

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                  • M Marc Clifton

                    PlanDay();
                    yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
                    TryAgainTomorrow();

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                    Bikash Prakash Dash
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                    Wow .....energy boosting lines

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                    • M Marc Clifton

                      PlanDay();
                      yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
                      TryAgainTomorrow();

                      Marc

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                      Latest Article: User Authentication on Ruby on Rails - the definitive how to
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                      SoMad
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                      Combined with the first line of your sig, there is a joke in there waiting to be exploited. Unfortunately, I just woke up so someone else will have to come forth... :-O Soren Madsen

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                      • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                        Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                        DaveAuld
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                        Wish it was that easy, I keep getting a 'Syntax Error' and I won't run!

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          All the others are derived.

                          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                          Which implies that you had the foresight to know it would be derived. Nothing wrong with a coding skill like that! Clearly the influence of experience. :thumbsup: Now, just to program those lap-monsters - the 4-legged variety. I'll wait for quantum computing before even trying to bother with a simulation and prediction unit for the 2-legged kind..

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                          • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                            Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                            PIEBALDconsult
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                            DoWhatImThinking()

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                            • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                              Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                              Lost User
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                              do
                              {
                              random();
                              } while (life != null);

                              Use the best guess

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                              • L Lost User

                                do
                                {
                                random();
                                } while (life != null);

                                Use the best guess

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                                Marco Bertschi
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                                So that is how to get eternal life? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                                cheers Marco Bertschi


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                                • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                                  Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                                  Unhandled Exception: 'Too many variables' (42) :laugh:

                                  "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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                                  • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                                    Its not a serious discussion man , lets hav a fun.

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                                    Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                                    Its not a serious discussion man

                                    It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

                                    using System;
                                    class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
                                    enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
                                    private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
                                    {
                                    bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
                                    public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
                                    public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

                                    Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
                                    static void Main(string\[\] args)
                                    {
                                        Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
                                            { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };
                                    
                                        using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
                                        {
                                            while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
                                            {
                                                var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
                                                if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
                                                var code = Life.Consume(food);
                                                if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
                                                if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
                                                if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                                                    throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
                                                Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
                                            }
                                        }
                                        Console.ReadKey();
                                    }
                                    void IDisposable.Dispose()
                                    {
                                        alive = false;
                                        Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
                                    }
                                    

                                    }

                                    Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

                                    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                                      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                                      I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                                      There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

                                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                        Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                                        Its not a serious discussion man

                                        It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

                                        using System;
                                        class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
                                        enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
                                        private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
                                        {
                                        bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
                                        public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
                                        public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

                                        Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
                                        static void Main(string\[\] args)
                                        {
                                            Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
                                                { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };
                                        
                                            using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
                                            {
                                                while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
                                                {
                                                    var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
                                                    if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
                                                    var code = Life.Consume(food);
                                                    if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
                                                    if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
                                                    if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                                                        throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
                                                    Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
                                                }
                                            }
                                            Console.ReadKey();
                                        }
                                        void IDisposable.Dispose()
                                        {
                                            alive = false;
                                            Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
                                        }
                                        

                                        }

                                        Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

                                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                        Bikash Prakash Dash
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                                        Quote:

                                        Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);

                                        haha Like this line

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                                        • M Marco Bertschi

                                          Without me, many things wouldn't be able to run.

                                          cheers Marco Bertschi


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                                          Mladen Jankovic
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                                          I'm sure you meant ntoskrnl.exe or some other versions of Windows kernel.

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