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  • L Lost User

    So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

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    I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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      I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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      Rutvik Dave
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      I don't think you trust your coding, why prefix your name with Original then, if it's only one of you? ;)

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      • M Marc Clifton

        PlanDay();
        yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
        TryAgainTomorrow();

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        Rutvik Dave
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        You all have no "direction" in your life, nobody is using goto... boring living in a straight line...

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          I don't think you trust your coding, why prefix your name with Original then, if it's only one of you? ;)

          Remind Me This - Manage, Collaborate and Execute your Project in the Cloud

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          OriginalGriff
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          All the others are derived.

          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • L Lost User

            Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

            Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming.
            Describe your lifestyle with a program

            Creating a new language is not innovative in itself; it's merely being annoying. Next, one needn't a new language to describe one's lifestyle. Lastly, it'd be conveying less information if you encode your activities in a language that no-one yet speaks. As you can see, I spend most o' my time debugging other people's code :)

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            Bikash Prakash Dash
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            Its not a serious discussion man , lets hav a fun.

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            • M Marc Clifton

              PlanDay();
              yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
              TryAgainTomorrow();

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              Bikash Prakash Dash
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              Wow .....energy boosting lines

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              • M Marc Clifton

                PlanDay();
                yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
                TryAgainTomorrow();

                Marc

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                Latest Article: User Authentication on Ruby on Rails - the definitive how to
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                SoMad
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                Combined with the first line of your sig, there is a joke in there waiting to be exploited. Unfortunately, I just woke up so someone else will have to come forth... :-O Soren Madsen

                "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                  Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                  DaveAuld
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                  Wish it was that easy, I keep getting a 'Syntax Error' and I won't run!

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    All the others are derived.

                    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                    enhzflep
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                    Which implies that you had the foresight to know it would be derived. Nothing wrong with a coding skill like that! Clearly the influence of experience. :thumbsup: Now, just to program those lap-monsters - the 4-legged variety. I'll wait for quantum computing before even trying to bother with a simulation and prediction unit for the 2-legged kind..

                    Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut

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                    • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                      Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                      PIEBALDconsult
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                      DoWhatImThinking()

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                      • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                        Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                        Lost User
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                        do
                        {
                        random();
                        } while (life != null);

                        Use the best guess

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                        • L Lost User

                          do
                          {
                          random();
                          } while (life != null);

                          Use the best guess

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                          Marco Bertschi
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                          So that is how to get eternal life? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                          cheers Marco Bertschi


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                          • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                            Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                            kmoorevs
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                            Unhandled Exception: 'Too many variables' (42) :laugh:

                            "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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                            • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                              Its not a serious discussion man , lets hav a fun.

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                              Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                              Its not a serious discussion man

                              It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

                              using System;
                              class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
                              enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
                              private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
                              {
                              bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
                              public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
                              public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

                              Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
                              static void Main(string\[\] args)
                              {
                                  Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
                                      { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };
                              
                                  using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
                                  {
                                      while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
                                      {
                                          var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
                                          if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
                                          var code = Life.Consume(food);
                                          if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
                                          if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
                                          if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                                              throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
                                          Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
                                      }
                                  }
                                  Console.ReadKey();
                              }
                              void IDisposable.Dispose()
                              {
                                  alive = false;
                                  Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
                              }
                              

                              }

                              Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

                              Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                                The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                                There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

                                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                • L Lost User

                                  Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                                  Its not a serious discussion man

                                  It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

                                  using System;
                                  class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
                                  enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
                                  private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
                                  {
                                  bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
                                  public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
                                  public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

                                  Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
                                  static void Main(string\[\] args)
                                  {
                                      Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
                                          { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };
                                  
                                      using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
                                      {
                                          while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
                                          {
                                              var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
                                              if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
                                              var code = Life.Consume(food);
                                              if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
                                              if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
                                              if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                                                  throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
                                              Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
                                          }
                                      }
                                      Console.ReadKey();
                                  }
                                  void IDisposable.Dispose()
                                  {
                                      alive = false;
                                      Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
                                  }
                                  

                                  }

                                  Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

                                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                  Bikash Prakash Dash
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                                  Quote:

                                  Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);

                                  haha Like this line

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                                    Without me, many things wouldn't be able to run.

                                    cheers Marco Bertschi


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                                    I'm sure you meant ntoskrnl.exe or some other versions of Windows kernel.

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                                      I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                                      There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

                                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                      OriginalGriff
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                                      You don't Dispose of me that easily!

                                      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                      • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                                        Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                                        Ravi Bhavnani
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                                        while (CanCode()) {
                                        Exist();
                                        }
                                        Die();

                                        /ravi

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                                        • M Marco Bertschi

                                          Without me, many things wouldn't be able to run.

                                          cheers Marco Bertschi


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                                          You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me

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                                          AspDotNetDev
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                                          Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                                          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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