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  • B Bikash Prakash Dash

    Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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    Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

    Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming.
    Describe your lifestyle with a program

    Creating a new language is not innovative in itself; it's merely being annoying. Next, one needn't a new language to describe one's lifestyle. Lastly, it'd be conveying less information if you encode your activities in a language that no-one yet speaks. As you can see, I spend most o' my time debugging other people's code :)

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      No need, it's a singleton.

      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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      So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

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        So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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        I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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          I don't think you trust your coding, why prefix your name with Original then, if it's only one of you? ;)

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            PlanDay();
            yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
            TryAgainTomorrow();

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            Rutvik Dave
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            You all have no "direction" in your life, nobody is using goto... boring living in a straight line...

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              I don't think you trust your coding, why prefix your name with Original then, if it's only one of you? ;)

              Remind Me This - Manage, Collaborate and Execute your Project in the Cloud

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              All the others are derived.

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              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming.
                Describe your lifestyle with a program

                Creating a new language is not innovative in itself; it's merely being annoying. Next, one needn't a new language to describe one's lifestyle. Lastly, it'd be conveying less information if you encode your activities in a language that no-one yet speaks. As you can see, I spend most o' my time debugging other people's code :)

                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                Bikash Prakash Dash
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                Its not a serious discussion man , lets hav a fun.

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                • M Marc Clifton

                  PlanDay();
                  yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
                  TryAgainTomorrow();

                  Marc

                  Testers Wanted!
                  Latest Article: User Authentication on Ruby on Rails - the definitive how to
                  My Blog

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                  Bikash Prakash Dash
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                  Wow .....energy boosting lines

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                  • M Marc Clifton

                    PlanDay();
                    yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
                    TryAgainTomorrow();

                    Marc

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                    Latest Article: User Authentication on Ruby on Rails - the definitive how to
                    My Blog

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                    SoMad
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                    Combined with the first line of your sig, there is a joke in there waiting to be exploited. Unfortunately, I just woke up so someone else will have to come forth... :-O Soren Madsen

                    "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                    • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                      Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                      DaveAuld
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                      Wish it was that easy, I keep getting a 'Syntax Error' and I won't run!

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        All the others are derived.

                        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                        Which implies that you had the foresight to know it would be derived. Nothing wrong with a coding skill like that! Clearly the influence of experience. :thumbsup: Now, just to program those lap-monsters - the 4-legged variety. I'll wait for quantum computing before even trying to bother with a simulation and prediction unit for the 2-legged kind..

                        Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut

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                        • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                          Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                          DoWhatImThinking()

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                          • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                            Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                            do
                            {
                            random();
                            } while (life != null);

                            Use the best guess

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                              do
                              {
                              random();
                              } while (life != null);

                              Use the best guess

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                              Marco Bertschi
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                              So that is how to get eternal life? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                              cheers Marco Bertschi


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                              • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                                Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                                Unhandled Exception: 'Too many variables' (42) :laugh:

                                "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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                                • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                                  Its not a serious discussion man , lets hav a fun.

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                                  Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                                  Its not a serious discussion man

                                  It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

                                  using System;
                                  class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
                                  enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
                                  private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
                                  {
                                  bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
                                  public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
                                  public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

                                  Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
                                  static void Main(string\[\] args)
                                  {
                                      Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
                                          { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };
                                  
                                      using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
                                      {
                                          while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
                                          {
                                              var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
                                              if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
                                              var code = Life.Consume(food);
                                              if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
                                              if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
                                              if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                                                  throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
                                              Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
                                          }
                                      }
                                      Console.ReadKey();
                                  }
                                  void IDisposable.Dispose()
                                  {
                                      alive = false;
                                      Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
                                  }
                                  

                                  }

                                  Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

                                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                                    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                                    I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                                    There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

                                    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                      Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                                      Its not a serious discussion man

                                      It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

                                      using System;
                                      class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
                                      enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
                                      private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
                                      {
                                      bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
                                      public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
                                      public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

                                      Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
                                      static void Main(string\[\] args)
                                      {
                                          Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
                                              { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };
                                      
                                          using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
                                          {
                                              while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
                                              {
                                                  var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
                                                  if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
                                                  var code = Life.Consume(food);
                                                  if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
                                                  if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
                                                  if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                                                      throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
                                                  Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
                                              }
                                          }
                                          Console.ReadKey();
                                      }
                                      void IDisposable.Dispose()
                                      {
                                          alive = false;
                                          Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
                                      }
                                      

                                      }

                                      Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

                                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                      Bikash Prakash Dash
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                                      Quote:

                                      Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);

                                      haha Like this line

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                                      • M Marco Bertschi

                                        Without me, many things wouldn't be able to run.

                                        cheers Marco Bertschi


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                                        I'm sure you meant ntoskrnl.exe or some other versions of Windows kernel.

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                                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                                          I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                                          There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

                                          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                          You don't Dispose of me that easily!

                                          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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