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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    All the others are derived.

    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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    Which implies that you had the foresight to know it would be derived. Nothing wrong with a coding skill like that! Clearly the influence of experience. :thumbsup: Now, just to program those lap-monsters - the 4-legged variety. I'll wait for quantum computing before even trying to bother with a simulation and prediction unit for the 2-legged kind..

    Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut

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    • B Bikash Prakash Dash

      Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      DoWhatImThinking()

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      • B Bikash Prakash Dash

        Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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        Lost User
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        do
        {
        random();
        } while (life != null);

        Use the best guess

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          do
          {
          random();
          } while (life != null);

          Use the best guess

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          Marco Bertschi
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          So that is how to get eternal life? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

          cheers Marco Bertschi


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          • B Bikash Prakash Dash

            Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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            kmoorevs
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            Unhandled Exception: 'Too many variables' (42) :laugh:

            "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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            • B Bikash Prakash Dash

              Its not a serious discussion man , lets hav a fun.

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              Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

              Its not a serious discussion man

              It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

              using System;
              class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
              enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
              private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
              {
              bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
              public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
              public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

              Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
              static void Main(string\[\] args)
              {
                  Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
                      { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };
              
                  using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
                  {
                      while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
                      {
                          var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
                          if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
                          var code = Life.Consume(food);
                          if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
                          if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
                          if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                              throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
                          Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
                      }
                  }
                  Console.ReadKey();
              }
              void IDisposable.Dispose()
              {
                  alive = false;
                  Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
              }
              

              }

              Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

              Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                OriginalGriff wrote:

                I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                  Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                  Its not a serious discussion man

                  It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

                  using System;
                  class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
                  enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
                  private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
                  {
                  bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
                  public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
                  public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

                  Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
                  static void Main(string\[\] args)
                  {
                      Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
                          { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };
                  
                      using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
                      {
                          while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
                          {
                              var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
                              if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
                              var code = Life.Consume(food);
                              if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
                              if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
                              if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                                  throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
                              Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
                          }
                      }
                      Console.ReadKey();
                  }
                  void IDisposable.Dispose()
                  {
                      alive = false;
                      Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
                  }
                  

                  }

                  Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                  Bikash Prakash Dash
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                  Quote:

                  Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);

                  haha Like this line

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                  • M Marco Bertschi

                    Without me, many things wouldn't be able to run.

                    cheers Marco Bertschi


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                    I'm sure you meant ntoskrnl.exe or some other versions of Windows kernel.

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                    • L Lost User

                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                      There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                      You don't Dispose of me that easily!

                      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                        Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                        Ravi Bhavnani
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                        while (CanCode()) {
                        Exist();
                        }
                        Die();

                        /ravi

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                        • M Marco Bertschi

                          Without me, many things wouldn't be able to run.

                          cheers Marco Bertschi


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                          You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me

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                          Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              private partial class myLife {}

                              The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                              Bikash Prakash Dash
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                              if(this) dothat(); else if(that) dothis(); else crazy();

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                                Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                AspDotNetDev wrote:

                                Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                                Lol. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                                • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                                  if(this) dothat(); else if(that) dothis(); else crazy();

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  Good grief no! I multitask: "this", "that" and "crazy" are parallel processes wherever possible. ;)

                                  The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  • D DaveAuld

                                    Wish it was that easy, I keep getting a 'Syntax Error' and I won't run!

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    I get a "Invalid operation" exception when I try to jog, does that count?

                                    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      Good grief no! I multitask: "this", "that" and "crazy" are parallel processes wherever possible. ;)

                                      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                      Bikash Prakash Dash
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                                      in a state of confusion now

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                                      • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                                        in a state of confusion now

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        Why? Don't you do several things at the same time? I thought everyone did.

                                        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          I get a "Invalid operation" exception when I try to jog, does that count?

                                          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                          Sure does!

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