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  • M Marc Clifton

    PlanDay();
    yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
    TryAgainTomorrow();

    Marc

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    Bikash Prakash Dash
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    Wow .....energy boosting lines

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      PlanDay();
      yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
      TryAgainTomorrow();

      Marc

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      SoMad
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      Combined with the first line of your sig, there is a joke in there waiting to be exploited. Unfortunately, I just woke up so someone else will have to come forth... :-O Soren Madsen

      "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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      • B Bikash Prakash Dash

        Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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        DaveAuld
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        Wish it was that easy, I keep getting a 'Syntax Error' and I won't run!

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          All the others are derived.

          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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          Which implies that you had the foresight to know it would be derived. Nothing wrong with a coding skill like that! Clearly the influence of experience. :thumbsup: Now, just to program those lap-monsters - the 4-legged variety. I'll wait for quantum computing before even trying to bother with a simulation and prediction unit for the 2-legged kind..

          Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut

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          • B Bikash Prakash Dash

            Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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            PIEBALDconsult
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            DoWhatImThinking()

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            • B Bikash Prakash Dash

              Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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              Lost User
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              do
              {
              random();
              } while (life != null);

              Use the best guess

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                do
                {
                random();
                } while (life != null);

                Use the best guess

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                Marco Bertschi
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                So that is how to get eternal life? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                cheers Marco Bertschi


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                • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                  Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                  kmoorevs
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                  Unhandled Exception: 'Too many variables' (42) :laugh:

                  "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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                  • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                    Its not a serious discussion man , lets hav a fun.

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                    Lost User
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                    Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                    Its not a serious discussion man

                    It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

                    using System;
                    class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
                    enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
                    private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
                    {
                    bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
                    public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
                    public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

                    Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
                    static void Main(string\[\] args)
                    {
                        Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
                            { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };
                    
                        using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
                        {
                            while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
                            {
                                var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
                                if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
                                var code = Life.Consume(food);
                                if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
                                if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
                                if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                                    throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
                                Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
                            }
                        }
                        Console.ReadKey();
                    }
                    void IDisposable.Dispose()
                    {
                        alive = false;
                        Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
                    }
                    

                    }

                    Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

                    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                      There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                        Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                        Its not a serious discussion man

                        It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

                        using System;
                        class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
                        enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
                        private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
                        {
                        bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
                        public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
                        public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

                        Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
                        static void Main(string\[\] args)
                        {
                            Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
                                { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };
                        
                            using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
                            {
                                while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
                                {
                                    var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
                                    if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
                                    var code = Life.Consume(food);
                                    if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
                                    if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
                                    if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                                        throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
                                    Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
                                }
                            }
                            Console.ReadKey();
                        }
                        void IDisposable.Dispose()
                        {
                            alive = false;
                            Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
                        }
                        

                        }

                        Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                        Bikash Prakash Dash
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                        Quote:

                        Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);

                        haha Like this line

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                        • M Marco Bertschi

                          Without me, many things wouldn't be able to run.

                          cheers Marco Bertschi


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                          I'm sure you meant ntoskrnl.exe or some other versions of Windows kernel.

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                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                            There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

                            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                            You don't Dispose of me that easily!

                            The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                              Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                              Ravi Bhavnani
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                              while (CanCode()) {
                              Exist();
                              }
                              Die();

                              /ravi

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                              • M Marco Bertschi

                                Without me, many things wouldn't be able to run.

                                cheers Marco Bertschi


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                                You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me

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                                AspDotNetDev
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                                Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    private partial class myLife {}

                                    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                    Bikash Prakash Dash
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                                    if(this) dothat(); else if(that) dothis(); else crazy();

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                                      Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                      AspDotNetDev wrote:

                                      Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                                      Lol. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                                      • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                                        if(this) dothat(); else if(that) dothis(); else crazy();

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        Good grief no! I multitask: "this", "that" and "crazy" are parallel processes wherever possible. ;)

                                        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                          Wish it was that easy, I keep getting a 'Syntax Error' and I won't run!

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                                          OriginalGriff
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                                          I get a "Invalid operation" exception when I try to jog, does that count?

                                          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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