Life Programming

[Lost User]

So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

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[OriginalGriff]

I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

[Rutvik Dave]

I don't think you trust your coding, why prefix your name with Original then, if it's only one of you? ;)

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[Rutvik Dave]

You all have no "direction" in your life, nobody is using goto... boring living in a straight line...

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[OriginalGriff]

All the others are derived.

The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

[Bikash Prakash Dash]

Its not a serious discussion man , lets hav a fun.

[Bikash Prakash Dash]

Wow .....energy boosting lines

[SoMad]

Combined with the first line of your sig, there is a joke in there waiting to be exploited. Unfortunately, I just woke up so someone else will have to come forth... :-O Soren Madsen

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[DaveAuld]

Wish it was that easy, I keep getting a 'Syntax Error' and I won't run!

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[enhzflep]

Which implies that you had the foresight to know it would be derived. Nothing wrong with a coding skill like that! Clearly the influence of experience. :thumbsup: Now, just to program those lap-monsters - the 4-legged variety. I'll wait for quantum computing before even trying to bother with a simulation and prediction unit for the 2-legged kind..

Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut

[PIEBALDconsult]

DoWhatImThinking()

[Lost User]

do
{
random();
} while (life != null);

Use the best guess

[Marco Bertschi]

So that is how to get eternal life? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

cheers Marco Bertschi

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You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me

[kmoorevs]

Unhandled Exception: 'Too many variables' (42) :laugh:

"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

[Lost User]

Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

Its not a serious discussion man

It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

using System;
class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
{
bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
static void Main(string\[\] args)
{
    Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
        { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };

    using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
    {
        while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
        {
            var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
            if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
            var code = Life.Consume(food);
            if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
            if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
            if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
            Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
        }
    }
    Console.ReadKey();
}
void IDisposable.Dispose()
{
    alive = false;
    Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
}

}

Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

[Lost User]

OriginalGriff wrote:

I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

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[Bikash Prakash Dash]

Quote:

Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);

haha Like this line

[Mladen Jankovic]

I'm sure you meant ntoskrnl.exe or some other versions of Windows kernel.

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[OriginalGriff]

You don't Dispose of me that easily!

The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

[Ravi Bhavnani]

while (CanCode()) {
Exist();
}
Die();

/ravi

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