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    SoMad
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    Combined with the first line of your sig, there is a joke in there waiting to be exploited. Unfortunately, I just woke up so someone else will have to come forth... :-O Soren Madsen

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    • B Bikash Prakash Dash

      Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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      DaveAuld
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      Wish it was that easy, I keep getting a 'Syntax Error' and I won't run!

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        All the others are derived.

        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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        Which implies that you had the foresight to know it would be derived. Nothing wrong with a coding skill like that! Clearly the influence of experience. :thumbsup: Now, just to program those lap-monsters - the 4-legged variety. I'll wait for quantum computing before even trying to bother with a simulation and prediction unit for the 2-legged kind..

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        • B Bikash Prakash Dash

          Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          DoWhatImThinking()

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          • B Bikash Prakash Dash

            Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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            Lost User
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            do
            {
            random();
            } while (life != null);

            Use the best guess

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              do
              {
              random();
              } while (life != null);

              Use the best guess

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              Marco Bertschi
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              So that is how to get eternal life? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

              cheers Marco Bertschi


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              • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                Unhandled Exception: 'Too many variables' (42) :laugh:

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                • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                  Its not a serious discussion man , lets hav a fun.

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                  Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                  Its not a serious discussion man

                  It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

                  using System;
                  class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
                  enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
                  private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
                  {
                  bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
                  public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
                  public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

                  Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
                  static void Main(string\[\] args)
                  {
                      Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
                          { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };
                  
                      using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
                      {
                          while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
                          {
                              var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
                              if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
                              var code = Life.Consume(food);
                              if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
                              if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
                              if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                                  throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
                              Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
                          }
                      }
                      Console.ReadKey();
                  }
                  void IDisposable.Dispose()
                  {
                      alive = false;
                      Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
                  }
                  

                  }

                  Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                    I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                    There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

                    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                      Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                      Its not a serious discussion man

                      It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

                      using System;
                      class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
                      enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
                      private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
                      {
                      bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
                      public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
                      public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

                      Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
                      static void Main(string\[\] args)
                      {
                          Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
                              { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };
                      
                          using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
                          {
                              while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
                              {
                                  var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
                                  if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
                                  var code = Life.Consume(food);
                                  if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
                                  if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
                                  if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                                      throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
                                  Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
                              }
                          }
                          Console.ReadKey();
                      }
                      void IDisposable.Dispose()
                      {
                          alive = false;
                          Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
                      }
                      

                      }

                      Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                      Bikash Prakash Dash
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                      Quote:

                      Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);

                      haha Like this line

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                      • M Marco Bertschi

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                        I'm sure you meant ntoskrnl.exe or some other versions of Windows kernel.

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                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                          There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

                          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                          You don't Dispose of me that easily!

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                          • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                            Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                            while (CanCode()) {
                            Exist();
                            }
                            Die();

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                              Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  private partial class myLife {}

                                  The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                  Bikash Prakash Dash
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                                  if(this) dothat(); else if(that) dothis(); else crazy();

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                                    Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                    AspDotNetDev wrote:

                                    Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                                    Lol. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                                      if(this) dothat(); else if(that) dothis(); else crazy();

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                                      OriginalGriff
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                                      Good grief no! I multitask: "this", "that" and "crazy" are parallel processes wherever possible. ;)

                                      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                        Wish it was that easy, I keep getting a 'Syntax Error' and I won't run!

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        I get a "Invalid operation" exception when I try to jog, does that count?

                                        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                          Good grief no! I multitask: "this", "that" and "crazy" are parallel processes wherever possible. ;)

                                          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                          Bikash Prakash Dash
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                                          in a state of confusion now

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