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  • L Lost User

    Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

    Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming.
    Describe your lifestyle with a program

    Creating a new language is not innovative in itself; it's merely being annoying. Next, one needn't a new language to describe one's lifestyle. Lastly, it'd be conveying less information if you encode your activities in a language that no-one yet speaks. As you can see, I spend most o' my time debugging other people's code :)

    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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    Bikash Prakash Dash
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    Its not a serious discussion man , lets hav a fun.

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      PlanDay();
      yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
      TryAgainTomorrow();

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      Bikash Prakash Dash
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      Wow .....energy boosting lines

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        TryAgainTomorrow();

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        SoMad
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        Combined with the first line of your sig, there is a joke in there waiting to be exploited. Unfortunately, I just woke up so someone else will have to come forth... :-O Soren Madsen

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        • B Bikash Prakash Dash

          Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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          DaveAuld
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          Wish it was that easy, I keep getting a 'Syntax Error' and I won't run!

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            All the others are derived.

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            Which implies that you had the foresight to know it would be derived. Nothing wrong with a coding skill like that! Clearly the influence of experience. :thumbsup: Now, just to program those lap-monsters - the 4-legged variety. I'll wait for quantum computing before even trying to bother with a simulation and prediction unit for the 2-legged kind..

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            • B Bikash Prakash Dash

              Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              DoWhatImThinking()

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              • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                Lost User
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                do
                {
                random();
                } while (life != null);

                Use the best guess

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                  do
                  {
                  random();
                  } while (life != null);

                  Use the best guess

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                  Marco Bertschi
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                  So that is how to get eternal life? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                  cheers Marco Bertschi


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                  • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                    Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                    kmoorevs
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                    Unhandled Exception: 'Too many variables' (42) :laugh:

                    "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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                    • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                      Its not a serious discussion man , lets hav a fun.

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                      Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                      Its not a serious discussion man

                      It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

                      using System;
                      class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
                      enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
                      private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
                      {
                      bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
                      public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
                      public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

                      Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
                      static void Main(string\[\] args)
                      {
                          Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
                              { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };
                      
                          using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
                          {
                              while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
                              {
                                  var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
                                  if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
                                  var code = Life.Consume(food);
                                  if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
                                  if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
                                  if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                                      throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
                                  Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
                              }
                          }
                          Console.ReadKey();
                      }
                      void IDisposable.Dispose()
                      {
                          alive = false;
                          Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
                      }
                      

                      }

                      Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                        I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

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                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                        There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                          Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                          Its not a serious discussion man

                          It was my "attempt" at describing my life as a program; what you read was the output. Then again, most 'ere just want the codez, not the details, so;

                          using System;
                          class Coffee { /* lot's of sugar */ } class Code { /* On Error Resume 0 */ }
                          enum ClassesOfLife { Human, Mammal, Fish, Programmer }
                          private class Life: IDisposable // I ain't that static, just clone me :D
                          {
                          bool alive = true; // Life should be alive by default, or it won't run
                          public ClassesOfLife Class { get; set; }
                          public bool EOL(int dummy) { return !alive; } // dummy = true :)

                          Code Consume(Coffee\[\] food) { return new Code(); } 
                          static void Main(string\[\] args)
                          {
                              Func SomeRandomThing = delegate(int chance) // obfuscated?
                                  { return 0 == new Random((int)Environment.TickCount).Next(0, chance); };
                          
                              using (var Life = new Life() { Class = ClassesOfLife.Programmer })
                              {
                                  while (!Life.EOL(1)) // the intention is to live forever
                                  {
                                      var food = new Coffee\[\] { new Coffee(), new Coffee() };
                                      if (SomeRandomThing(20)) food = null;
                                      var code = Life.Consume(food);
                                      if (SomeRandomThing(4)) code = null; // "external events", aka heisenbug
                                      if (null == code) Life.alive = false;
                                      if (SomeRandomThing(100)) 
                                          throw new NotImplementedException("No, we still got three days until the deadline, right?");
                                      Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);
                                  }
                              }
                              Console.ReadKey();
                          }
                          void IDisposable.Dispose()
                          {
                              alive = false;
                              Console.WriteLine("Disposed!"); // be sure to turn of inheritance.
                          }
                          

                          }

                          Be warned before running the code that it did not survive it's first code-review. It seems that the code does not reproduce, and thus, does not count as "life" in the way a biologist looks at it.

                          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                          Bikash Prakash Dash
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                          Quote:

                          Console.WriteLine("Heartbeat, @" + Environment.TickCount);

                          haha Like this line

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                            I'm sure you meant ntoskrnl.exe or some other versions of Windows kernel.

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                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                              There are times that I'd really like to invoke a collection of Griffs, but then I'd just be using you :)

                              Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                              You don't Dispose of me that easily!

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                                Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                                while (CanCode()) {
                                Exist();
                                }
                                Die();

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                                  Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                      private partial class myLife {}

                                      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                      if(this) dothat(); else if(that) dothis(); else crazy();

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                                        Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                        AspDotNetDev wrote:

                                        Well, they wouldn't need to anymore, and they could get rid of the restraining order.

                                        Lol. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                                          if(this) dothat(); else if(that) dothis(); else crazy();

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                                          Good grief no! I multitask: "this", "that" and "crazy" are parallel processes wherever possible. ;)

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