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  • M Marco Bertschi

    Without me, many things wouldn't be able to run.

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    Bikash Prakash Dash
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      Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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      private partial class myLife {}

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        private partial class myLife {}

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        How often have you been created? Please, make it static :)

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          Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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          Marc Clifton
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          PlanDay();
          yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
          TryAgainTomorrow();

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          • B Bikash Prakash Dash

            Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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            Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

            Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming.
            Describe your lifestyle with a program

            Creating a new language is not innovative in itself; it's merely being annoying. Next, one needn't a new language to describe one's lifestyle. Lastly, it'd be conveying less information if you encode your activities in a language that no-one yet speaks. As you can see, I spend most o' my time debugging other people's code :)

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              How often have you been created? Please, make it static :)

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              OriginalGriff
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              No need, it's a singleton.

              The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                No need, it's a singleton.

                The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

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                  So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                  I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                  The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                    I don't think you trust your coding, why prefix your name with Original then, if it's only one of you? ;)

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                      PlanDay();
                      yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
                      TryAgainTomorrow();

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                      Rutvik Dave
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                      You all have no "direction" in your life, nobody is using goto... boring living in a straight line...

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                        I don't think you trust your coding, why prefix your name with Original then, if it's only one of you? ;)

                        Remind Me This - Manage, Collaborate and Execute your Project in the Cloud

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        All the others are derived.

                        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                          Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming.
                          Describe your lifestyle with a program

                          Creating a new language is not innovative in itself; it's merely being annoying. Next, one needn't a new language to describe one's lifestyle. Lastly, it'd be conveying less information if you encode your activities in a language that no-one yet speaks. As you can see, I spend most o' my time debugging other people's code :)

                          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                          Bikash Prakash Dash
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                          Its not a serious discussion man , lets hav a fun.

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                            PlanDay();
                            yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
                            TryAgainTomorrow();

                            Marc

                            Testers Wanted!
                            Latest Article: User Authentication on Ruby on Rails - the definitive how to
                            My Blog

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                            Bikash Prakash Dash
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                            Wow .....energy boosting lines

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                              Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                              DaveAuld
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                              Wish it was that easy, I keep getting a 'Syntax Error' and I won't run!

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                                PlanDay();
                                yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
                                TryAgainTomorrow();

                                Marc

                                Testers Wanted!
                                Latest Article: User Authentication on Ruby on Rails - the definitive how to
                                My Blog

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                                SoMad
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                                Combined with the first line of your sig, there is a joke in there waiting to be exploited. Unfortunately, I just woke up so someone else will have to come forth... :-O Soren Madsen

                                "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                                  All the others are derived.

                                  The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                  Which implies that you had the foresight to know it would be derived. Nothing wrong with a coding skill like that! Clearly the influence of experience. :thumbsup: Now, just to program those lap-monsters - the 4-legged variety. I'll wait for quantum computing before even trying to bother with a simulation and prediction unit for the 2-legged kind..

                                  Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut

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                                    Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                                    DoWhatImThinking()

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                                      Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                                      do
                                      {
                                      random();
                                      } while (life != null);

                                      Use the best guess

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                                        do
                                        {
                                        random();
                                        } while (life != null);

                                        Use the best guess

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                                        Marco Bertschi
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                                        So that is how to get eternal life? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                                        cheers Marco Bertschi


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                                        You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me

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                                          Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                                          Unhandled Exception: 'Too many variables' (42) :laugh:

                                          "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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