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  • R Rutvik Dave

    This is very philosophical question, I will have to write a recursive recursion... indeed we need a new programming language. :doh:

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    Bikash Prakash Dash
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    Haha , Which will be called Virtual Programming in future. :laugh:

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      No comments :confused:

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      • B Bikash Prakash Dash

        Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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        private partial class myLife {}

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          private partial class myLife {}

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          Lost User
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          How often have you been created? Please, make it static :)

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          • B Bikash Prakash Dash

            Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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            Marc Clifton
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            PlanDay();
            yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
            TryAgainTomorrow();

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            • B Bikash Prakash Dash

              Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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              Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

              Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming.
              Describe your lifestyle with a program

              Creating a new language is not innovative in itself; it's merely being annoying. Next, one needn't a new language to describe one's lifestyle. Lastly, it'd be conveying less information if you encode your activities in a language that no-one yet speaks. As you can see, I spend most o' my time debugging other people's code :)

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              • L Lost User

                How often have you been created? Please, make it static :)

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                No need, it's a singleton.

                The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  No need, it's a singleton.

                  The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                  So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

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                  • L Lost User

                    So, no matter how often you're created, there's always only one you? :-D

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                    I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      I think we'd all be in trouble if there were two... :laugh:

                      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                      I don't think you trust your coding, why prefix your name with Original then, if it's only one of you? ;)

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                        PlanDay();
                        yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
                        TryAgainTomorrow();

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                        Rutvik Dave
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                        You all have no "direction" in your life, nobody is using goto... boring living in a straight line...

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                        • R Rutvik Dave

                          I don't think you trust your coding, why prefix your name with Original then, if it's only one of you? ;)

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                          All the others are derived.

                          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • L Lost User

                            Bikash Prakash Dash wrote:

                            Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming.
                            Describe your lifestyle with a program

                            Creating a new language is not innovative in itself; it's merely being annoying. Next, one needn't a new language to describe one's lifestyle. Lastly, it'd be conveying less information if you encode your activities in a language that no-one yet speaks. As you can see, I spend most o' my time debugging other people's code :)

                            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                            Bikash Prakash Dash
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                            Its not a serious discussion man , lets hav a fun.

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                              PlanDay();
                              yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
                              TryAgainTomorrow();

                              Marc

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                              Bikash Prakash Dash
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                              Wow .....energy boosting lines

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                              • M Marc Clifton

                                PlanDay();
                                yield to_wishes_of_significant_other;
                                TryAgainTomorrow();

                                Marc

                                Testers Wanted!
                                Latest Article: User Authentication on Ruby on Rails - the definitive how to
                                My Blog

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                                SoMad
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                                Combined with the first line of your sig, there is a joke in there waiting to be exploited. Unfortunately, I just woke up so someone else will have to come forth... :-O Soren Madsen

                                "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                                • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                                  Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                                  DaveAuld
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                                  Wish it was that easy, I keep getting a 'Syntax Error' and I won't run!

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    All the others are derived.

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                                    Which implies that you had the foresight to know it would be derived. Nothing wrong with a coding skill like that! Clearly the influence of experience. :thumbsup: Now, just to program those lap-monsters - the 4-legged variety. I'll wait for quantum computing before even trying to bother with a simulation and prediction unit for the 2-legged kind..

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                                    • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                                      Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                                      PIEBALDconsult
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                                      DoWhatImThinking()

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                                      • B Bikash Prakash Dash

                                        Hi friends , lets innovate a new programming language called Life Programming. Describe your lifestyle with a program.

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                                        Lost User
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                                        do
                                        {
                                        random();
                                        } while (life != null);

                                        Use the best guess

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                                          do
                                          {
                                          random();
                                          } while (life != null);

                                          Use the best guess

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                                          Marco Bertschi
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                                          So that is how to get eternal life? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                                          cheers Marco Bertschi


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