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C is a better language than any language you care to name.

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  • F Forogar

    What's on second, I Don't Know is on third... hang on! Haven't we had this discussion before?

    - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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    Karen Mitchelle
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    :laugh: yeah. You had. And it makes me laugh even for the second time. Told you, I have weird humor. ;)

    Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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    • C Chris Maunder

      Discuss. I've just read The Unreasonable Effectiveness of C[^] and decided to outsource my ranting response to it

      cheers Chris Maunder

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      Karen Mitchelle
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      Ahm, how about this language[^]? :)

      Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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      • R Ravi Bhavnani

        Isn't that "bettor"? /ravi

        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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        Roger Wright
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        I'm not sure, but I'll ask my Grammar when she's done baking cookies.

        Will Rogers never met me.

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        • R Roger Wright

          I'm not sure, but I'll ask my Grammar when she's done baking cookies.

          Will Rogers never met me.

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          Ravi Bhavnani
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          Baking cookies?  I usually just add them to a response. ;P /ravi

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          • C Chris Maunder

            Discuss. I've just read The Unreasonable Effectiveness of C[^] and decided to outsource my ranting response to it

            cheers Chris Maunder

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            Vivi Chellappa
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            'C' was its grade as a a programming language. C++ got a grade of C-- ;P

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            • C Chris Maunder

              Discuss. I've just read The Unreasonable Effectiveness of C[^] and decided to outsource my ranting response to it

              cheers Chris Maunder

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              I agree. Granted that may be because I don't care to name any others.

              You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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              • Z ZurdoDev

                Everything you said is nonsense and gibberish and yet I perfectly understood you. :) :thumbsup:

                There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                Lost User
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                Are you a VB Code reviewer? :p

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                • C Chris Maunder

                  Discuss. I've just read The Unreasonable Effectiveness of C[^] and decided to outsource my ranting response to it

                  cheers Chris Maunder

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                  Rutvik Dave
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                  Chris, I am afraid you have the wrong information. C is not a language, it's an alphabet.

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                  • R Rutvik Dave

                    Chris, I am afraid you have the wrong information. C is not a language, it's an alphabet.

                    Remind Me This - Manage, Collaborate and Execute your Project in the Cloud

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                    Roger Wright
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                    Rutvik Dave wrote:

                    C is not a language, it's an alphabet.

                    Actually, it is just one element in a set called an "alphabet." We also have a 'D' and 24 other members in the set.

                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                    • S snorkie

                      C is for COOKIE

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                      Argonia
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                      So C++ is for two cookies? (cookie++ ; ) ;)

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                      • C Chris Maunder

                        Discuss. I've just read The Unreasonable Effectiveness of C[^] and decided to outsource my ranting response to it

                        cheers Chris Maunder

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                        Peter Adam
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                        The vast majority of the software out there is written in C. The vast majority of software out there has crippling flaws, are out of budget and abandoned after tried to use. QED ;P

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                        • D DaveAuld

                          Chris Maunder wrote:

                          C is a better language than any language you care to name

                          No, I think I would much rather talk to someone using English. :rolleyes:

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                          Simon ORiordan from UK
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                          printf("Why is that then?");

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                          • C Chris Maunder

                            Discuss. I've just read The Unreasonable Effectiveness of C[^] and decided to outsource my ranting response to it

                            cheers Chris Maunder

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                            Michael Kingsford Gray
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                            OK, I'll "bite". "C" is quite the most disastrous so-called "language"[1] ever to become popular. Why? It's total lack of marshalling over record boundaries in memory have cost the globe at least several 100 trillion dollars in viruses, damages, fornicate-ups, interminable repairs/patches, Trojans, injuries, deaths, et cetera. That alone is enough to relegate this incurable abortion of a syntactical nightmare to the bit-bucket, if not Spandau prison. Have at it, you "C" devils. ___________________________ [1] Designed for punch-card use, brevity & conservation of card-space were essential. It thereby became an impenetrably terse & line-break free mess. All calculated to save IBM punched cards. And the syntax is dangerously ambiguous, all over the shop. Don't get me started on the monumentally bone-headed notion that CASE statements should cascade through without a BREAK clause! I mean. What total idiot "thought" that this would be a great idea?

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                            • C Chris Maunder

                              Discuss. I've just read The Unreasonable Effectiveness of C[^] and decided to outsource my ranting response to it

                              cheers Chris Maunder

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                              Lost User
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                              Always was and always will be. IMHO. :-O

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                              • J Joe Woodbury

                                Garbage collection is a flaw, not a feature. It not only sucks resources, it creates a huge unknown. Some of the most difficult problems I've dealt with were with garbage collection (in one recent case, we never did solve the problem--some the most brilliant engineers I know also failed to solve it. Around the same time, we tracked things back to a lesser known bug in the .NET 4.0 garbage collector.)

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                                BobJanova
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                                Well no, it's a feature. GCd environments eliminate a large group of common bugs, free the developer to think about higher level stuff and not litter their code with memory management cruft, and are in general a Good Thing. It's just that it's a feature that, in certain particular circumstances (particularly when resource usage is tight), isn't helpful.

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                                • C Chris Maunder

                                  Discuss. I've just read The Unreasonable Effectiveness of C[^] and decided to outsource my ranting response to it

                                  cheers Chris Maunder

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                                  bantling
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                                  I don't care so much about the language as everything else. When Java first came out, I finally had a system to write graphical desktop applications on different systems without a ton of BS. Sure people joked about AWT being "write once, debug everywhere", but compared to everything else it was light years ahead. I had libraries that actually worked - on average, I could not compile a C library, so who knows if it did what I wanted or not. I had really simple database access, network access, all the stuff I had wanted and couldn't seem to get. I was like a kid in a candy store. This is the problem with C - not the language, but the lack of something akin to the JSR process, where standard libraries for all sorts of useful things are created. I'd be the first guy to say that Java programmers love to go overboard and make a Rube Goldberg library for everything with 59 layers of abstraction, whereas C programmers tend towards minimal libraries that do just what's needed and no more. But then those C programmers love macros and other things that make the code hard to understand, and they need systems like autoconf and ports trees to actually get their libraries to even compile on different platforms. Six of one, half dozen of the other. So I still love Java for all it provides. The language is overly complicated, and generics are by far the singular worst - and completely unnecessary - feature. When I saw all these new script languages cropping up, I thought, well what about the library for database access, for generating spreadsheets, PDFs, reports, images, etc? I failed to see why I'd want to switch to something shiny and new that is clearly less capable just because the language was simpler. Years later, I see people moving back to Java because they had scalability problems, or problems like this author described with something fundamentally wrong buried deep in the guts of the system. And I still don't see much in the way of database libraries and other things. I have a chuckle when I read about such things. The more things change, the more they stay the same. I'm sure there are other languages that have a great set of libraries for useful stuff, I'm sure .Net can likely do a lot of the things I need. But would I be any better off with another language? I don't think so. And I can use other languages through the ScriptManager anyway, while retaining access to all the libraries Java offers.

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                                  • R Roger Wright

                                    Rutvik Dave wrote:

                                    C is not a language, it's an alphabet.

                                    Actually, it is just one element in a set called an "alphabet." We also have a 'D' and 24 other members in the set.

                                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                                    Rutvik Dave
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                                    ... and the English language has killed my joke, again! :-D

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      Are you a VB Code reviewer? :p

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                                      ZurdoDev
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                                      :) :thumbsup: VB Code is actually very easy to understand but you're right, the code written by some people in VB is atrocious.

                                      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                      • J Jeremy Falcon

                                        Roger Wright wrote:

                                        Then came C, and the death spiral of useful language development began.

                                        It's like just as soon as computers get faster, we want to make the languages more bloated. That way we never enjoy the new speed, we simply keep things the same and have a new cool shiny layer that sounds technical to toss on top of it. I've never made a programming language, but when I think of something like Ruby, which has some nice features, and then I think it's slow as dirt so I'll never use it. Just because CPUs are faster doesn't mean we can waste cycles, otherwise it's always a game of catch up.

                                        Jeremy Falcon

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                                        grralph1
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                                        :thumbsup: Agree with you totally.

                                        "Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980

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                                        • F Forogar

                                          ...and c# is pointedly better! Hmmm... that doesn't work, sharp ---> points... but there isn't much use of pointers directly so that may be a bad analogy and therefore an even worse pun! However, with puns, the worst is the best so, yeah! :-)

                                          - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                                          Fabio Franco
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                                          C# is better because # is composed of four pluses, therefore 4 times better than C: ++ ++

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